Patches

Patches is a grand, mostly white 10-year-old calico whose motto is simple: admire from afar, peasants. This queenly gal prefers life on her own terms-no scritches, no smothering, no nonsense. Instead, she thrives in quiet kingdoms with cozy hideaway realms where she can rule in peace, judging the world between naps and carefully curated bird videos. Loud households? Absolutely not. Children? Hard pass. People who insist on "winning her over"? Don't even try. But give her space, serenity, and the dignity she deserves, and this regal, independent lady will bless your home with her majestic presence-and perhaps the occasional approving glance... if you're lucky.

Patches is a grand, mostly white 10-year-old calico whose motto is simple: admire from afar, peasants. This queenly gal prefers life on her own terms-no scritches, no smothering, no nonsense. Instead, she thrives in quiet kingdoms with cozy hideaway realms where she can rule in peace, judging the world between naps and carefully curated bird videos. Loud households? Absolutely not. Children? Hard pass. People who insist on "winning her over"? Don't even try. But give her space, serenity, and the dignity she deserves, and this regal, independent lady will bless your home with her majestic presence-and perhaps the occasional approving glance... if you're lucky.

Patches is a grand, mostly white 10-year-old calico whose motto is simple: admire from afar, peasants. This queenly gal prefers life on her own terms-no scritches, no smothering, no nonsense. Instead, she thrives in quiet kingdoms with cozy hideaway realms where she can rule in peace, judging the world between naps and carefully curated bird videos. Loud households? Absolutely not. Children? Hard pass. People who insist on "winning her over"? Don't even try. But give her space, serenity, and the dignity she deserves, and this regal, independent lady will bless your home with her majestic presence-and perhaps the occasional approving glance... if you're lucky.