Owl

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: DO NOT APPLY FOR OWL UNLESS YOU’RE BUILT DIFFERENT 🚨<br/>Owl has a dental in less than two weeks, which means the clock is ticking. She’ll be ready to leave for her furever home in ~3 weeks, and frankly, she’s tired of waiting.<br/>Let’s be clear:<br/>Owl is a top-tier lap cat. She will climb into your lap, purr like a lawn mower, and stare into your soul with her giant cartoon eyes like you are the love of her life.<br/>And then — plot twist — she may hiss or smack you because she’s done. No warning. No apology. Just vibes.<br/>If you cry when a cat sets boundaries, this is not your girl. Owl is the sweetest little menace you’ll ever meet. She loves affection. She loves attention. She also loves being left alone when she decides it’s over. Character flaw? No. Feature.<br/>Because she is, in professional rescue terms, a bit of an asshole, Owl cannot live with tiny tots, medium tots, or any tots who lack self-preservation instincts. Adult-only home required. Bonus points if you’ve ever said, “Yeah, that cat was spicy but I loved her.”<br/>Also important:<br/>• One eye? Wonky. Always has been.<br/>• Bloodwork? Weird. Don’t worry about it.<br/>• Vet verdict? “She’s thriving. Let her live.”<br/>She is an adorable cartoon-eyed cryptid and she is perfect exactly the way she is.<br/>So… who wants a loving lap cat who occasionally chooses violence, brings chaos to your home, and will absolutely run it?<br/>🐾 Apply to adopt Owl (if you dare):<br/>www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/MOAR/Cat

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: DO NOT APPLY FOR OWL UNLESS YOU’RE BUILT DIFFERENT 🚨
Owl has a dental in less than two weeks, which means the clock is ticking. She’ll be ready to leave for her furever home in ~3 weeks, and frankly, she’s tired of waiting.
Let’s be clear:
Owl is a top-tier lap cat. She will climb into your lap, purr like a lawn mower, and stare into your soul with her giant cartoon eyes like you are the love of her life.
And then — plot twist — she may hiss or smack you because she’s done. No warning. No apology. Just vibes.
If you cry when a cat sets boundaries, this is not your girl. Owl is the sweetest little menace you’ll ever meet. She loves affection. She loves attention. She also loves being left alone when she decides it’s over. Character flaw? No. Feature.
Because she is, in professional rescue terms, a bit of an asshole, Owl cannot live with tiny tots, medium tots, or any tots who lack self-preservation instincts. Adult-only home required. Bonus points if you’ve ever said, “

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: DO NOT APPLY FOR OWL UNLESS YOU’RE BUILT DIFFERENT 🚨
Owl has a dental in less than two weeks, which means the clock is ticking. She’ll be ready to leave for her furever home in ~3 weeks, and frankly, she’s tired of waiting.
Let’s be clear:
Owl is a top-tier lap cat. She will climb into your lap, purr like a lawn mower, and stare into your soul with her giant cartoon eyes like you are the love of her life.
And then — plot twist — she may hiss or smack you because she’s done. No warning. No apology. Just vibes.
If you cry when a cat sets boundaries, this is not your girl. Owl is the sweetest little menace you’ll ever meet. She loves affection. She loves attention. She also loves being left alone when she decides it’s over. Character flaw? No. Feature.
Because she is, in professional rescue terms, a bit of an asshole, Owl cannot live with tiny tots, medium tots, or any tots who lack self-preservation instincts. Adult-only home required. Bonus points if you’ve ever said, “Yeah, that cat was spicy but I loved her.”
Also important:
• One eye? Wonky. Always has been.
• Bloodwork? Weird. Don’t worry about it.
• Vet verdict? “She’s thriving. Let her live.”
She is an adorable cartoon-eyed cryptid and she is perfect exactly the way she is.
So… who wants a loving lap cat who occasionally chooses violence, brings chaos to your home, and will absolute