Oaklyn

She's sleek, she's chic, and she's probably about to knock something off your nightstand. Meet Oaklyn, the feline equivalent of a slapstick comedy routine wrapped in high-quality black velvet.<br/><br/>At a little over a year old, Oaklyn has reached the "professional stuntman" phase of her life. With her bright yellow eyes and permanently surprised expression, she looks like she just saw a ghost--or realized she forgot to file her taxes. She specializes in making people laugh, mostly by failing to understand how gravity works during her mid-afternoon parkour sessions.<br/><br/>The Oaklyn Dossier:<br/>Aesthetic: Void with eyeballs.<br/><br/>Core Skills: Looking startled at absolutely nothing, playing "the floor is lava" on your expensive rugs, and being aggressively lovable at the most inconvenient times.<br/><br/>Signature Move: The "S-Curve Tail"--used primarily to signal that she has spotted a moth and is about to lose her entire mind.<br/><br/>Current Goal: To finally catch that mysterious red dot that keeps mocking her existence.<br/><br/>Oaklyn is 100% committed to the bit. She is the undisputed source of entertainment in the house. If you're looking for a serious, dignified companion... well, Oaklyn is lovable and playful, but "dignified" is definitely not in her vocabulary.

She's sleek, she's chic, and she's probably about to knock something off your nightstand. Meet Oaklyn, the feline equivalent of a slapstick comedy routine wrapped in high-quality black velvet.

At a little over a year old, Oaklyn has reached the "professional stuntman" phase of her life. With her bright yellow eyes and permanently surprised expression, she looks like she just saw a ghost--or realized she forgot to file her taxes. She specializes in making people laugh, mostly by failing to understand how gravity works during her mid-afternoon parkour sessions.

The Oaklyn Dossier:
Aesthetic: Void with eyeballs.

Core Skills: Looking startled at absolutely nothing, playing "the floor is lava" on your expensive rugs, and being aggressively lovable at the most inconvenient times.

Signature Move: The "S-Curve Tail"--used primarily to signal that she has spotted a moth and is about to lose her entire mind.

Current Goal: To finally catch that mysterious red dot that keeps mocking her e

She's sleek, she's chic, and she's probably about to knock something off your nightstand. Meet Oaklyn, the feline equivalent of a slapstick comedy routine wrapped in high-quality black velvet.

At a little over a year old, Oaklyn has reached the "professional stuntman" phase of her life. With her bright yellow eyes and permanently surprised expression, she looks like she just saw a ghost--or realized she forgot to file her taxes. She specializes in making people laugh, mostly by failing to understand how gravity works during her mid-afternoon parkour sessions.

The Oaklyn Dossier:
Aesthetic: Void with eyeballs.

Core Skills: Looking startled at absolutely nothing, playing "the floor is lava" on your expensive rugs, and being aggressively lovable at the most inconvenient times.

Signature Move: The "S-Curve Tail"--used primarily to signal that she has spotted a moth and is about to lose her entire mind.

Current Goal: To finally catch that mysterious red dot that keeps mocking her existence.

Oaklyn is 100% committed to the bit. She is the undisputed source of entertainment in the house. If you're looking for a serious, dignified companion... well, Oaklyn is lovable and playful, but "dignified" is definitely not in her vocabulary.