Mindy

Do you enjoy emotional instability? Have you been told you’re too confident and need to be taken down a peg? Perfect. Mindy has been honing that skill for a solid 10 years and is now accepting applications for a full-time servant.<br/><br/>Mindy is a large, in-charge calico with a PhD in Moodiness and a minor in Crushing Human Spirits. She’s looking for someone dedicated—someone who understands that feeding her is a privilege, not a task, and that gratitude is a concept she simply does not subscribe to.<br/><br/>Affection? Sure, occasionally. Mindy will grace you with the rare chin scratch request or a brief cuddle… just long enough to confuse you into thinking you’ve bonded. You haven’t. Don’t get ahead of yourself.<br/><br/>Let’s be clear: You are staff. Possibly temporary staff, depending on performance.<br/><br/>Ideal home:<br/><br/>Enjoys being judged in silence<br/>Doesn’t require validation or love<br/>Is emotionally resilient (or looking to be humbled)<br/><br/>Mindy isn’t for everyone—and frankly, she prefers it that way.

Do you enjoy emotional instability? Have you been told you’re too confident and need to be taken down a peg? Perfect. Mindy has been honing that skill for a solid 10 years and is now accepting applications for a full-time servant.

Mindy is a large, in-charge calico with a PhD in Moodiness and a minor in Crushing Human Spirits. She’s looking for someone dedicated—someone who understands that feeding her is a privilege, not a task, and that gratitude is a concept she simply does not subscribe to.

Affection? Sure, occasionally. Mindy will grace you with the rare chin scratch request or a brief cuddle… just long enough to confuse you into thinking you’ve bonded. You haven’t. Don’t get ahead of yourself.

Let’s be clear: You are staff. Possibly temporary staff, depending on performance.

Ideal home:

Enjoys being judged in silence
Doesn’t require validation or love
Is emotionally resilient (or looking to be humbled)

Mindy isn’t for everyone—and frankly, she prefers it tha

Do you enjoy emotional instability? Have you been told you’re too confident and need to be taken down a peg? Perfect. Mindy has been honing that skill for a solid 10 years and is now accepting applications for a full-time servant.

Mindy is a large, in-charge calico with a PhD in Moodiness and a minor in Crushing Human Spirits. She’s looking for someone dedicated—someone who understands that feeding her is a privilege, not a task, and that gratitude is a concept she simply does not subscribe to.

Affection? Sure, occasionally. Mindy will grace you with the rare chin scratch request or a brief cuddle… just long enough to confuse you into thinking you’ve bonded. You haven’t. Don’t get ahead of yourself.

Let’s be clear: You are staff. Possibly temporary staff, depending on performance.

Ideal home:

Enjoys being judged in silence
Doesn’t require validation or love
Is emotionally resilient (or looking to be humbled)

Mindy isn’t for everyone—and frankly, she prefers it that way.