Mare

SINGLE CALICO SEEKING MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP <br/><br/>Name: Mare<br/>Relationship status: VERY single<br/>Children: Yes. I was a teenage mother. They’re grown now. We don’t need to talk about them.<br/>Looking for: A committed relationship with a human who understands the meaning of ONE AND ONLY.<br/><br/>Hi. I’m Mare. <br/><br/>I’m a gorgeous calico with a complicated past, strong opinions, and absolutely no interest in becoming part of your little “cat family.”<br/><br/>Been there. Done that. Had the kittens.<br/><br/>Once my babies were grown, I looked around and thought, You know what? I don’t actually like cats.<br/><br/>Unfortunately, I currently live at a CAT SHELTER.<br/><br/>So yes, sometimes when you come to meet me, I may appear a little... grumpy.<br/><br/>Imagine trying to find love while surrounded 24/7 by everyone you’ve ever blocked on Facebook. THAT is my life.<br/><br/>Get me away from all these cats, though, and you’ll meet the real Mare. <br/><br/>I love people. I love attention. I love to play. I love soft food. I would love nothing more than having my own person and my own home where I can finally relax and let my sweet side shine.<br/><br/>But let’s discuss exclusivity.<br/><br/>I’m not looking for an open relationship.<br/><br/>I don’t want a sister.<br/>I don’t want a brother.<br/>I don’t want you “just fostering one little kitten.”<br/><br/>I want monogamy.<br/><br/>If I catch you petting another cat, will I drag your clothes onto the front lawn and light them on fire?<br/><br/>Probably not.<br/><br/>But I am a calico, so why test me?<br/><br/>This Sweetest Day, Mare is looking for the kind of love where she never has to wonder, “Who’s that cat?”<br/><br/>If you’ve been waiting for a beautiful, funny, slightly unhinged woman who wants you all to herself, Mare is your girl.<br/><br/>Come meet her at Forget Me Not Cat Rescue.

SINGLE CALICO SEEKING MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP

Name: Mare
Relationship status: VERY single
Children: Yes. I was a teenage mother. They’re grown now. We don’t need to talk about them.
Looking for: A committed relationship with a human who understands the meaning of ONE AND ONLY.

Hi. I’m Mare.

I’m a gorgeous calico with a complicated past, strong opinions, and absolutely no interest in becoming part of your little “cat family.”

Been there. Done that. Had the kittens.

Once my babies were grown, I looked around and thought, You know what? I don’t actually like cats.

Unfortunately, I currently live at a CAT SHELTER.

So yes, sometimes when you come to meet me, I may appear a little... grumpy.

Imagine trying to find love while surrounded 24/7 by everyone you’ve ever blocked on Facebook. THAT is my life.

Get me away from all these cats, though, and you’ll meet the real Mare.

I love people. I love attention. I love to play. I love

SINGLE CALICO SEEKING MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP

Name: Mare
Relationship status: VERY single
Children: Yes. I was a teenage mother. They’re grown now. We don’t need to talk about them.
Looking for: A committed relationship with a human who understands the meaning of ONE AND ONLY.

Hi. I’m Mare.

I’m a gorgeous calico with a complicated past, strong opinions, and absolutely no interest in becoming part of your little “cat family.”

Been there. Done that. Had the kittens.

Once my babies were grown, I looked around and thought, You know what? I don’t actually like cats.

Unfortunately, I currently live at a CAT SHELTER.

So yes, sometimes when you come to meet me, I may appear a little... grumpy.

Imagine trying to find love while surrounded 24/7 by everyone you’ve ever blocked on Facebook. THAT is my life.

Get me away from all these cats, though, and you’ll meet the real Mare.

I love people. I love attention. I love to play. I love soft food. I would love nothing more than having my own person and my own home where I can finally relax and let my sweet side shine.

But let’s discuss exclusivity.

I’m not looking for an open relationship.

I don’t want a sister.
I don’t want a brother.
I don’t want you “just fostering one little kitten.”

I want monogamy.

If I catch you petting