Mallard

Hiya! I’m Mallard. I’m an older kitty who is right at 6 years old, with neon green eyes & velvet soft fur that just wants to be your absolute everything! Fun fact about me, I have 6 toes on each foot, making me a polydactyl kitty!<br/><br/>I’m a silly, loving & hilarious cat. I love to get kisses, get held and rocked like a baby, and nuzzle you with my gigantic head. I am a lap cat through and through, and will purr all day long. There are no such things as strangers in my eyes, everyone and every cat is a friend.<br/><br/>I am confident in my giant size and head though, I am a massive boy weighing in at 15 pounds. You see, I was a stray cat with no family of my own, even though I had begged for help so many times through my life. Lucky for me, I came up with a plan. I used this giant, luxurious temple of a body to my favor. My swaying fupa led humans to believe that I was a pregnant female, and so my foster family came to save me before I gave birth outside. My plan to become an indoor cat was in motion. Once they picked me up, they quickly realized I was a usurper, but that didn't matter to them... once they held me in their arms they knew I deserved a family of my own, so here we are! My plan worked.<br/><br/>I am fixed, litter box trained and vaccinated. If you want to be my human send over an application!

Hiya! I’m Mallard. I’m an older kitty who is right at 6 years old, with neon green eyes & velvet soft fur that just wants to be your absolute everything! Fun fact about me, I have 6 toes on each foot, making me a polydactyl kitty!

I’m a silly, loving & hilarious cat. I love to get kisses, get held and rocked like a baby, and nuzzle you with my gigantic head. I am a lap cat through and through, and will purr all day long. There are no such things as strangers in my eyes, everyone and every cat is a friend.

I am confident in my giant size and head though, I am a massive boy weighing in at 15 pounds. You see, I was a stray cat with no family of my own, even though I had begged for help so many times through my life. Lucky for me, I came up with a plan. I used this giant, luxurious temple of a body to my favor. My swaying fupa led humans to believe that I was a pregnant female, and so my foster family came to save me before I gave birth outside. My plan to become an indoor cat was in motion. Once they picked me

Hiya! I’m Mallard. I’m an older kitty who is right at 6 years old, with neon green eyes & velvet soft fur that just wants to be your absolute everything! Fun fact about me, I have 6 toes on each foot, making me a polydactyl kitty!

I’m a silly, loving & hilarious cat. I love to get kisses, get held and rocked like a baby, and nuzzle you with my gigantic head. I am a lap cat through and through, and will purr all day long. There are no such things as strangers in my eyes, everyone and every cat is a friend.

I am confident in my giant size and head though, I am a massive boy weighing in at 15 pounds. You see, I was a stray cat with no family of my own, even though I had begged for help so many times through my life. Lucky for me, I came up with a plan. I used this giant, luxurious temple of a body to my favor. My swaying fupa led humans to believe that I was a pregnant female, and so my foster family came to save me before I gave birth outside. My plan to become an indoor cat was in motion. Once they picked me up, they quickly realized I was a usurper, but that didn't matter to them... once they held me in their arms they knew I deserved a family of my own, so here we are! My plan worked.

I am fixed, litter box trained and vaccinated. If you want to be my human send over an application!