Maia

Maia: Reality TV Superfan<br/><br/>Hello, beautiful! My name is Maia. Six years young, eighteen &#34;fluffy&#34; pounds, and every ounce of me lives for reality TV. I don&#39;t stir up the drama myself, please! I&#39;ll just sit back and watch it unfold like the masterpiece and fine art that is. Dating shows? Yes. Makeovers? Absolutely. Jungle survival? Sign me up. Reality TV is my obsession. My favorite show? Survivor. I&#39;ve watched every season, I&#39;ve studied the gameplay, and I&#39;m still furious they haven&#39;t cast me. Imagine the ratings! I know I&#39;ll meet Jeff Probst one day.<br/>At heart, I&#39;m a quiet, loving cat. I&#39;ll shadow you like your loyal binge-buddy, following you from room to room. But when I&#39;ve had enough screen time? CUT! I step off set. I don&#39;t scratch or bite, just a polite nibble if you miss the signs that I&#39;m not ready for another episode. My moods are as refined as my grey coat: calm, deliberate, and perfectly timed. <br/>As you have probably noticed, I am working on my glow up; I dropped some weight, got my teeth done, and now I&#39;m slowly revealing the star that&#39;s been here all along. I&#39;m still curvy, but aren&#39;t all the best divas? Turns out binge-watching cooking competitions pays off. I learned portion control, mastered plating, and polished my glow-up.<br/>I&#39;ll be honest: I need to be the only cat in the house. How else am I supposed to perfect my reenactments of reality-TV drama scenes without other felines messing up my script? Give me a cozy home, a couch close to a large (high definition) TV, appreciate a star performer who knows how to keep things interesting.<br/>So, if you&#39;re looking for a cat who brings sass, intrigue, and hours of binge-worthy entertainment, grab your snacks. My favorite show is about to begin.<br/><br/>--Maia<br/>Please visit https://felinerescue.org/all-cats/ to learn more about me and where I am located!

Maia: Reality TV Superfan

Hello, beautiful! My name is Maia. Six years young, eighteen "fluffy" pounds, and every ounce of me lives for reality TV. I don't stir up the drama myself, please! I'll just sit back and watch it unfold like the masterpiece and fine art that is. Dating shows? Yes. Makeovers? Absolutely. Jungle survival? Sign me up. Reality TV is my obsession. My favorite show? Survivor. I've watched every season, I've studied the gameplay, and I'm still furious they haven't cast me. Imagine the ratings! I know I'll meet Jeff Probst one day.
At heart, I'm a quiet, loving cat. I'll shadow you like your loyal binge-buddy, following you from room to room. But when I've had enough screen time? CUT! I step off set. I don't scratch or bite, just a polite nibble if you miss the signs that I'm not ready for another episode. My moods are as refined as my grey coat: calm, deliberate, and perfectly timed.
As you have probably noticed, I am working on my g

Maia: Reality TV Superfan

Hello, beautiful! My name is Maia. Six years young, eighteen "fluffy" pounds, and every ounce of me lives for reality TV. I don't stir up the drama myself, please! I'll just sit back and watch it unfold like the masterpiece and fine art that is. Dating shows? Yes. Makeovers? Absolutely. Jungle survival? Sign me up. Reality TV is my obsession. My favorite show? Survivor. I've watched every season, I've studied the gameplay, and I'm still furious they haven't cast me. Imagine the ratings! I know I'll meet Jeff Probst one day.
At heart, I'm a quiet, loving cat. I'll shadow you like your loyal binge-buddy, following you from room to room. But when I've had enough screen time? CUT! I step off set. I don't scratch or bite, just a polite nibble if you miss the signs that I'm not ready for another episode. My moods are as refined as my grey coat: calm, deliberate, and perfectly timed.
As you have probably noticed, I am working on my glow up; I dropped some weight, got my teeth done, and now I'm slowly revealing the star that's been here all along. I'm still curvy, but aren't all the best divas? Turns out binge-watching cooking competitions pays off. I learned portion control, mastered plating, and polished my glow-up.
I'll be honest: I need to be the only cat in the house. How else am I supposed to perf