Karma

Commentary Included at No Extra Cost <br/><br/>Good morning. I have several announcements. Some are urgent. Some are opinions. Some are simply observations about how long it has been since breakfast. I am smart, curious, and extremely talkative - the kind of cat who greets you like a tiny supervisor with a clipboard and a lot of feelings. Sometimes my commentary is not very nice. Sometimes it's unnecessary. Sometimes it's deeply funny. Either way, it will be delivered. Once I'm done speaking, I allow pets. I also expect food. I contain multitudes.<br/><br/>I am slowly changing my tune about shelter life and discovering that humans can be quite enjoyable when they understand two things: consistency and snacks. I can be bribed (don't make a big deal out of it), and I do require a special urinary diet (UR or CD only - I am on a plan, darling). I'm looking for an adult-only home where my diva energy is appreciated, my boundaries are respected, and my daily monologues are received with the seriousness they deserve. If you want a cat who will keep you laughing, lightly judged, and endlessly entertained, I am ready to take my final bow.

Commentary Included at No Extra Cost

Good morning. I have several announcements. Some are urgent. Some are opinions. Some are simply observations about how long it has been since breakfast. I am smart, curious, and extremely talkative - the kind of cat who greets you like a tiny supervisor with a clipboard and a lot of feelings. Sometimes my commentary is not very nice. Sometimes it's unnecessary. Sometimes it's deeply funny. Either way, it will be delivered. Once I'm done speaking, I allow pets. I also expect food. I contain multitudes.

I am slowly changing my tune about shelter life and discovering that humans can be quite enjoyable when they understand two things: consistency and snacks. I can be bribed (don't make a big deal out of it), and I do require a special urinary diet (UR or CD only - I am on a plan, darling). I'm looking for an adult-only home where my diva energy is appreciated, my boundaries are respected, and my daily monologues are received with the seriousness they deserve. If you want a

Commentary Included at No Extra Cost

Good morning. I have several announcements. Some are urgent. Some are opinions. Some are simply observations about how long it has been since breakfast. I am smart, curious, and extremely talkative - the kind of cat who greets you like a tiny supervisor with a clipboard and a lot of feelings. Sometimes my commentary is not very nice. Sometimes it's unnecessary. Sometimes it's deeply funny. Either way, it will be delivered. Once I'm done speaking, I allow pets. I also expect food. I contain multitudes.

I am slowly changing my tune about shelter life and discovering that humans can be quite enjoyable when they understand two things: consistency and snacks. I can be bribed (don't make a big deal out of it), and I do require a special urinary diet (UR or CD only - I am on a plan, darling). I'm looking for an adult-only home where my diva energy is appreciated, my boundaries are respected, and my daily monologues are received with the seriousness they deserve. If you want a cat who will keep you laughing, lightly judged, and endlessly entertained, I am ready to take my final bow.