Joel 2

Looking for a Gaming Buddy? Joel Has Entered the Chat. <br/><br/>Need a companion for yourself--or someone to keep your significant other company in the man cave? Meet Joel, the handsome older gentleman who's mastered the art of hanging out. Whether you're gaming, binge-watching TV, or doing absolutely nothing, Joel is happy to supervise... as long as he's included.<br/><br/>This distinguished little gremlin enjoys the finer things in life: snacks, naps, cuddles, snacks (yes, they deserve to be mentioned twice), and the occasional zoomie that will have you questioning whether you adopted a cat or a tiny bridge troll.<br/><br/>Joel would prefer to be the king of his castle. If another cat dares to exist in his kingdom, he'll politely remind them who's in charge with a dramatic look or the occasional well-placed swat. Because of this, he'd do best as an only pet in an adult-only home.<br/><br/>Please also respect his very demanding nap schedule. Disturb his morning or afternoon beauty sleep, and he'll perform the Song of His People until you apologize.<br/><br/>A Few Important Things to Know About His Majesty:<br/><br/>-He believes personal space is a myth. If you wake up with 12 pounds of cat sitting directly on your chest, congratulations--you've been chosen.<br/><br/>-He's every gamer's dream sidekick. He'll happily supervise your gaming sessions, judge your decisions, and silently wonder why you aren't petting him between rounds.<br/><br/>-He's a certified bro. Joel has a particular soft spot for men. Ladies, don't take it personally--he's probably just trying to steal your husband. If your significant other suddenly has a new best friend with whiskers, you've been warned.<br/><br/>-He has a PhD in yelling. Breakfast? Yell. Dinner? Yell. Empty food bowl? Yell louder. Wants cuddles? Yell. Doesn't want cuddles anymore? Believe it or not... also yell. You'll never have to wonder what Joel is thinking because he'll happily announce it to the entire neighborhood.<br/><br/>-You are not his owner. You are his butler, chef, chauffeur, entertainment coordinator, and litter box attendant. Fortunately, your manager is very affectionate and pays exclusively in purrs.<br/><br/>Joel may be an older guy, but he still has plenty of love left to give. His goals in life are simple: eat good food, nap like it's an Olympic sport, steal your favorite chair, and love his person with his whole heart.<br/><br/>If you're looking for a hilarious, opinionated, cuddly best friend who will keep you laughing every day, come meet Joel. He'll gladly take over your home... and your heart.

Looking for a Gaming Buddy? Joel Has Entered the Chat.

Need a companion for yourself--or someone to keep your significant other company in the man cave? Meet Joel, the handsome older gentleman who's mastered the art of hanging out. Whether you're gaming, binge-watching TV, or doing absolutely nothing, Joel is happy to supervise... as long as he's included.

This distinguished little gremlin enjoys the finer things in life: snacks, naps, cuddles, snacks (yes, they deserve to be mentioned twice), and the occasional zoomie that will have you questioning whether you adopted a cat or a tiny bridge troll.

Joel would prefer to be the king of his castle. If another cat dares to exist in his kingdom, he'll politely remind them who's in charge with a dramatic look or the occasional well-placed swat. Because of this, he'd do best as an only pet in an adult-only home.

Please also respect his very demanding nap schedule. Disturb his morning or afternoon beauty sleep, and he'll perform the Song of His P

Looking for a Gaming Buddy? Joel Has Entered the Chat.

Need a companion for yourself--or someone to keep your significant other company in the man cave? Meet Joel, the handsome older gentleman who's mastered the art of hanging out. Whether you're gaming, binge-watching TV, or doing absolutely nothing, Joel is happy to supervise... as long as he's included.

This distinguished little gremlin enjoys the finer things in life: snacks, naps, cuddles, snacks (yes, they deserve to be mentioned twice), and the occasional zoomie that will have you questioning whether you adopted a cat or a tiny bridge troll.

Joel would prefer to be the king of his castle. If another cat dares to exist in his kingdom, he'll politely remind them who's in charge with a dramatic look or the occasional well-placed swat. Because of this, he'd do best as an only pet in an adult-only home.

Please also respect his very demanding nap schedule. Disturb his morning or afternoon beauty sleep, and he'll perform the Song of His People until you apologize.

A Few Important Things to Know About His Majesty:

-He believes personal space is a myth. If you wake up with 12 pounds of cat sitting directly on your chest, congratulations--you've been chosen.

-He's every gamer's dream sidekick. He'll happily supervise your gaming sessions, judge your decisions, and silently wonder why you aren't petting him