Jenny

Hi. I’m Jenny.<br/>Jennifer when I’m being naughty — which is… often.<br/><br/>I’m a young, petite calico with excellent looks, strong opinions, and zero respect for personal space. I get along wonderfully with other cats and dogs because I am confident in my superiority over everyone equally.<br/><br/>I know my name. In fact, if you say “jennnnnyyyyy” in that voice, I will look up at you with my patented squinty-eyed, slightly confused, deeply judgmental face. You’re welcome.<br/><br/>At night, I transform into an Affection Goblin™. I will surprise you in the dark by aggressively rubbing my entire body on your face and chest while purring like a malfunctioning lawn mower. This is love. Resistance is futile.<br/><br/>I enjoy sleeping in your bed (my bed now), making biscuits with alarming intensity, and purring loud enough to register on the Richter scale.<br/><br/>Bathroom privacy? Never heard of her. I will rub on your legs while you’re on the toilet to ensure you don’t forget that:<br/>    1.    You are not alone.<br/>    2.    You will never be alone again.<br/><br/>I’m sweet, funny, mildly unhinged in the best way, and looking for a human who appreciates nighttime affection attacks, constant companionship, and a cat who absolutely knows what she’s doing.<br/><br/>Apply now.<br/>Sincerely,<br/>Jenny<br/>(Jennifer, if you’ve upset me)<br/><br/><br/>Jenny is fixed, fully vaccinated, FeLV/FIV/HW tested (negative), microchipped, dewormed and on flea and tick preventative. Her adoption fee is $125<br/><br/>To meet her, please submit an application at https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/HPPL/Cat<br/><br/>An application is required to be submitted before a meet and greet to ensure we do not waste your time if it is not going to be a good fit. Thank you for understanding!

Hi. I’m Jenny.
Jennifer when I’m being naughty — which is… often.

I’m a young, petite calico with excellent looks, strong opinions, and zero respect for personal space. I get along wonderfully with other cats and dogs because I am confident in my superiority over everyone equally.

I know my name. In fact, if you say “jennnnnyyyyy” in that voice, I will look up at you with my patented squinty-eyed, slightly confused, deeply judgmental face. You’re welcome.

At night, I transform into an Affection Goblin™. I will surprise you in the dark by aggressively rubbing my entire body on your face and chest while purring like a malfunctioning lawn mower. This is love. Resistance is futile.

I enjoy sleeping in your bed (my bed now), making biscuits with alarming intensity, and purring loud enough to register on the Richter scale.

Bathroom privacy? Never heard of her. I will rub on your legs while you’re on the toilet to ensure you don’t forget that:
    1.    You are not alone.
   

Hi. I’m Jenny.
Jennifer when I’m being naughty — which is… often.

I’m a young, petite calico with excellent looks, strong opinions, and zero respect for personal space. I get along wonderfully with other cats and dogs because I am confident in my superiority over everyone equally.

I know my name. In fact, if you say “jennnnnyyyyy” in that voice, I will look up at you with my patented squinty-eyed, slightly confused, deeply judgmental face. You’re welcome.

At night, I transform into an Affection Goblin™. I will surprise you in the dark by aggressively rubbing my entire body on your face and chest while purring like a malfunctioning lawn mower. This is love. Resistance is futile.

I enjoy sleeping in your bed (my bed now), making biscuits with alarming intensity, and purring loud enough to register on the Richter scale.

Bathroom privacy? Never heard of her. I will rub on your legs while you’re on the toilet to ensure you don’t forget that:
    1.    You are not alone.
    2.    You will never be alone again.

I’m sweet, funny, mildly unhinged in the best way, and looking for a human who appreciates nighttime affection attacks, constant companionship, and a cat who absolutely knows what she’s doing.

Apply now.
Sincerely,
Jenny
(Jennifer, if you’ve upset me)


Jenny is fixed, fully vaccinated, FeLV/FIV/HW tested (negative), m