Hob Goblin

Meet Bonnie & Hob Goblin - The Dynamic Duo You Never Knew You Needed <br/><br/>Let's be honest: the world is on fire, rent is too high, and your emotional support coffee isn't cutting it anymore. You know what you really need? Two tiny chaos goblins in fur suits who will absolutely wreck your home and your heart - in that order.<br/><br/>Hob Goblin (aka Hobbie) is exactly what her name implies: part cat, part gremlin, full-time menace. Her hobbies include stealing straw wrappers, batting napkins off the table, and levying the sacred Troll Tax - a fee you pay in random household objects to keep her entertained (and to avoid her wrath). She's a one-cat crime wave with toe beans.<br/><br/>Bonnie, her slightly more civilized sister, likes to pretend she's the "responsible one," but don't be fooled. Sure, she's cuddly, loves to sleep with her humans, and appreciates a nice cuddle - but she's also first in line for a freshly scooped litter box like it's a VIP spa experience.<br/><br/>These girls have been hand-raised since they were just a few days old, so they think humans exist purely for their amusement (and honestly, they're not wrong). They don't have to be adopted together, but separating them might cause an interdimensional rift - so, you know, proceed with caution.<br/><br/>If you're ready to laugh, cry, and question your life choices daily (in the best possible way), Bonnie and Hob Goblin are waiting to move in and take over. Adopt chaos. Adopt joy. Adopt these tiny disasters today.

Meet Bonnie & Hob Goblin - The Dynamic Duo You Never Knew You Needed

Let's be honest: the world is on fire, rent is too high, and your emotional support coffee isn't cutting it anymore. You know what you really need? Two tiny chaos goblins in fur suits who will absolutely wreck your home and your heart - in that order.

Hob Goblin (aka Hobbie) is exactly what her name implies: part cat, part gremlin, full-time menace. Her hobbies include stealing straw wrappers, batting napkins off the table, and levying the sacred Troll Tax - a fee you pay in random household objects to keep her entertained (and to avoid her wrath). She's a one-cat crime wave with toe beans.

Bonnie, her slightly more civilized sister, likes to pretend she's the "responsible one," but don't be fooled. Sure, she's cuddly, loves to sleep with her humans, and appreciates a nice cuddle - but she's also first in line for a freshly scooped litter box like it's a VIP spa experience.

These girls have been hand-raised since they we

Meet Bonnie & Hob Goblin - The Dynamic Duo You Never Knew You Needed

Let's be honest: the world is on fire, rent is too high, and your emotional support coffee isn't cutting it anymore. You know what you really need? Two tiny chaos goblins in fur suits who will absolutely wreck your home and your heart - in that order.

Hob Goblin (aka Hobbie) is exactly what her name implies: part cat, part gremlin, full-time menace. Her hobbies include stealing straw wrappers, batting napkins off the table, and levying the sacred Troll Tax - a fee you pay in random household objects to keep her entertained (and to avoid her wrath). She's a one-cat crime wave with toe beans.

Bonnie, her slightly more civilized sister, likes to pretend she's the "responsible one," but don't be fooled. Sure, she's cuddly, loves to sleep with her humans, and appreciates a nice cuddle - but she's also first in line for a freshly scooped litter box like it's a VIP spa experience.

These girls have been hand-raised since they were just a few days old, so they think humans exist purely for their amusement (and honestly, they're not wrong). They don't have to be adopted together, but separating them might cause an interdimensional rift - so, you know, proceed with caution.

If you're ready to laugh, cry, and question your life choices daily (in the best possible way), Bonnie and Hob Goblin are waiting to move in an