Hercules

Hi there, I am Hercules! The one with the strength of a god, the heart of a hero, and cheeks so big they deserve their own constellation. I was clearly born for greatness… I just chose a more relaxed path to glory. While others battle hydras, I conquer couches. While heroes train at Phil’s gym, I train my nap schedule to absolute perfection. My cheeks are legendary, round, plush, and impossible to ignore. One look at them and even the mightiest mortals are powerless. Despite my heroic build and movie star good looks, I’m the most laid back cat you’ll ever meet. I don’t rush into danger; I stretch first. True strength, after all, is knowing when to chill. If you’re interested in me, please stop into KAAS!

Hi there, I am Hercules! The one with the strength of a god, the heart of a hero, and cheeks so big they deserve their own constellation. I was clearly born for greatness… I just chose a more relaxed path to glory. While others battle hydras, I conquer couches. While heroes train at Phil’s gym, I train my nap schedule to absolute perfection. My cheeks are legendary, round, plush, and impossible to ignore. One look at them and even the mightiest mortals are powerless. Despite my heroic build and movie star good looks, I’m the most laid back cat you’ll ever meet. I don’t rush into danger; I stretch first. True strength, after all, is knowing when to chill. If you’re interested in me, please stop into KAAS!

Hi there, I am Hercules! The one with the strength of a god, the heart of a hero, and cheeks so big they deserve their own constellation. I was clearly born for greatness… I just chose a more relaxed path to glory. While others battle hydras, I conquer couches. While heroes train at Phil’s gym, I train my nap schedule to absolute perfection. My cheeks are legendary, round, plush, and impossible to ignore. One look at them and even the mightiest mortals are powerless. Despite my heroic build and movie star good looks, I’m the most laid back cat you’ll ever meet. I don’t rush into danger; I stretch first. True strength, after all, is knowing when to chill. If you’re interested in me, please stop into KAAS!