Gracie

Meet Gracie<br/><br/>3 years old | Siamese mix | Tiny Queen Energy<br/><br/>Gracie was found abandoned on a trail, but don’t be fooled, this girl was never meant for the streets. She was meant for royalty. <br/><br/>She’s a 3-year-old Siamese mix with opinions, attitude, and a *documented criminal record* that includes a bylaw note reading:<br/><br/>**“Pretty fast for a fat cat.”**<br/>(Important update: she’s lost some weight since then, so she’s probably even faster now.)<br/><br/>Gracie is an acquired taste. Think Mariah Carey, iconic, unforgettable, but you have to wait for the defrost. She will *not* shine at a meet-and-greet. In fact, she will likely spend her first week in a new home hiding under a bed, grumbling like a tiny gremlin who pays rent exclusively in vibes. This is normal. This is Gracie.<br/><br/>Once you earn her trust, though? She transforms into the cutest, sassiest little meatball who sleeps in bed with you like she owns the place (because she does). She may growl when picked up, but we strongly suspect she secretly enjoys being burrito-wrapped — she will simply never admit it.<br/><br/>Gracie can live with other cats and dogs and currently does in foster without issue. That said, she does not *associate* with them. She coexists peacefully while maintaining a strong belief that they are… losers. Think “tolerated roommates,” not “friends.” She would also be perfectly happy as an only cat where she can receive the admiration she deserves.<br/><br/>Gracie makes us laugh endlessly. She is unapologetically herself. You get what you get and what you get is unforgettable.<br/><br/><br/>WARNINGS & DISCLAIMERS – PLEASE READ CAREFULLY <br/><br/>• Gracie does not interview well. Meet-and-greet behavior should be considered *false advertising*.<br/><br/>• Initial hiding, grumbling, side-eye, and mild disdain for humanity is expected.<br/><br/>• Picking her up may result in gremlin noises or dramatic betrayal sounds. This does not indicate aggression.<br/><br/>• Burrito wrapping may be secretly enjoyed but will never be acknowledged publicly.<br/><br/>• She may sleep on your bed like a loving angel and then act shocked if you try to touch her.<br/><br/>• Fast for a formerly fat cat. <br/>Speed may increase. Secure doors accordingly.<br/><br/>• Side effects of adoption may include uncontrollable laughter and being ruled by a tiny queen.<br/><br/>• Trust is earned, not rushed and once earned, it’s everything.<br/><br/><br/>Who Should **NOT** Apply to Adopt Gracie <br/><br/>• Anyone expecting instant affection or a meet-and-greet miracle.<br/><br/>• People who take growling or boundaries personally.<br/><br/>• Those seeking a lap cat, clingy cat, or social butterfly.<br/><br/>• Anyone who wants their cat to perform for guests.<br/><br/>• People unwilling to give a cat time to decompress and settle.<br/><br/>• Anyone who expects Gracie to apologize for her personality.<br/><br/><br/>Who **SHOULD** Apply to Adopt Gracie <br/><br/>• Cat-savvy humans who respect boundaries.<br/><br/>• Someone patient enough to let trust grow naturally.<br/><br/>• People who find sass, side-eye, and attitude charming.<br/><br/>• Anyone who understands that the best cats choose *you*.<br/><br/>• Someone ready to be ruled by a tiny queen and proud of it. <br/><br/>Gracie’s adoption fee has been generously sponsored by our donors.

Meet Gracie

3 years old | Siamese mix | Tiny Queen Energy

Gracie was found abandoned on a trail, but don’t be fooled, this girl was never meant for the streets. She was meant for royalty.

She’s a 3-year-old Siamese mix with opinions, attitude, and a *documented criminal record* that includes a bylaw note reading:

**“Pretty fast for a fat cat.”**
(Important update: she’s lost some weight since then, so she’s probably even faster now.)

Gracie is an acquired taste. Think Mariah Carey, iconic, unforgettable, but you have to wait for the defrost. She will *not* shine at a meet-and-greet. In fact, she will likely spend her first week in a new home hiding under a bed, grumbling like a tiny gremlin who pays rent exclusively in vibes. This is normal. This is Gracie.

Once you earn her trust, though? She transforms into the cutest, sassiest little meatball who sleeps in bed with you like she owns the place (because she does). She may growl when picked up, but we strongly suspec

Meet Gracie

3 years old | Siamese mix | Tiny Queen Energy

Gracie was found abandoned on a trail, but don’t be fooled, this girl was never meant for the streets. She was meant for royalty.

She’s a 3-year-old Siamese mix with opinions, attitude, and a *documented criminal record* that includes a bylaw note reading:

**“Pretty fast for a fat cat.”**
(Important update: she’s lost some weight since then, so she’s probably even faster now.)

Gracie is an acquired taste. Think Mariah Carey, iconic, unforgettable, but you have to wait for the defrost. She will *not* shine at a meet-and-greet. In fact, she will likely spend her first week in a new home hiding under a bed, grumbling like a tiny gremlin who pays rent exclusively in vibes. This is normal. This is Gracie.

Once you earn her trust, though? She transforms into the cutest, sassiest little meatball who sleeps in bed with you like she owns the place (because she does). She may growl when picked up, but we strongly suspect she secretly enjoys being burrito-wrapped — she will simply never admit it.

Gracie can live with other cats and dogs and currently does in foster without issue. That said, she does not *associate* with them. She coexists peacefully while maintaining a strong belief that they are… losers. Think “tolerated roommates,” not “friends.” She would also be perfectly happy as an only cat where s