Goose

Meet Goose!<br/>Professional Snuggler, Amateur Menace *<br/>Species: Cat (allegedly)<br/>Age: Approximately 8 years<br/>Sex: Neutered male<br/>Vaccinations/Bloodwork: Fully up to date<br/>Special Diet: Urinary care food (he's been on it preventively)<br/>Adoption Fee: Your heart and probably a lint roller<br/>If you've ever wanted a cuddly landmine disguised as a cat, Goose might be your guy.<br/>This big, honking loaf is an unapologetic cuddle addict. He doesn't wait for permission-he will physically apply himself to you, whether you're sitting, standing, or mid-stride. He's deeply affectionate, often in ways that are physically hazardous. Not suitable for anyone with balance issues, weak knees, or a fear of being body-checked by love.<br/>Goose is:<br/>• A major snuggler<br/>• A minor tripping hazard<br/>• Loud in body, but not in voice (his meow is broken—he only honks and hisses)<br/>• In possession of a criminal record (jaw surgery due to door-bolting incident-he's fine now, but indoor-only is a must)<br/>• On a urinary diet to keep things flowing smooth<br/>He's fine with other cats (he lives with one now, but absolutely not okay with dogs. Don't even ask.<br/>He's generally chill, but if you irritate him, he'll give you the full seven-stage warning sequence before escalating to claws.<br/>Other notable quirks:<br/>• Pees in laundry or baskets if given the chance<br/>• Makes faces like he's starring in a cat soap opera<br/>• Will snuggle until one of you is dead (probably from tripping)<br/><br/>Goose needs:<br/>• A home with no dogs, no small children, and no elderly humans likely to fall over him<br/>• A human who finds his flaws charming and can respect the Honk<br/>• A secure indoor space with no risk of escape attempts<br/>• Someone who wants a weird, loving, mildly haunted roommate<br/>If you think you have what it takes to accept Goose into your home and navigate the Goose Experience, reach out. You'll get a broken-meow cuddle machine with attitude, history, and very soft fur.

Meet Goose!
Professional Snuggler, Amateur Menace *
Species: Cat (allegedly)
Age: Approximately 8 years
Sex: Neutered male
Vaccinations/Bloodwork: Fully up to date
Special Diet: Urinary care food (he's been on it preventively)
Adoption Fee: Your heart and probably a lint roller
If you've ever wanted a cuddly landmine disguised as a cat, Goose might be your guy.
This big, honking loaf is an unapologetic cuddle addict. He doesn't wait for permission-he will physically apply himself to you, whether you're sitting, standing, or mid-stride. He's deeply affectionate, often in ways that are physically hazardous. Not suitable for anyone with balance issues, weak knees, or a fear of being body-checked by love.
Goose is:
• A major snuggler
• A minor tripping hazard
• Loud in body, but not in voice (his meow is broken—he only honks and hisses)
• In possession of a criminal record (jaw surgery due to door-bolting incident-he's fine now, but indoor-only is a must)
• On a urinary

Meet Goose!
Professional Snuggler, Amateur Menace *
Species: Cat (allegedly)
Age: Approximately 8 years
Sex: Neutered male
Vaccinations/Bloodwork: Fully up to date
Special Diet: Urinary care food (he's been on it preventively)
Adoption Fee: Your heart and probably a lint roller
If you've ever wanted a cuddly landmine disguised as a cat, Goose might be your guy.
This big, honking loaf is an unapologetic cuddle addict. He doesn't wait for permission-he will physically apply himself to you, whether you're sitting, standing, or mid-stride. He's deeply affectionate, often in ways that are physically hazardous. Not suitable for anyone with balance issues, weak knees, or a fear of being body-checked by love.
Goose is:
• A major snuggler
• A minor tripping hazard
• Loud in body, but not in voice (his meow is broken—he only honks and hisses)
• In possession of a criminal record (jaw surgery due to door-bolting incident-he's fine now, but indoor-only is a must)
• On a urinary diet to keep things flowing smooth
He's fine with other cats (he lives with one now, but absolutely not okay with dogs. Don't even ask.
He's generally chill, but if you irritate him, he'll give you the full seven-stage warning sequence before escalating to claws.
Other notable quirks:
• Pees in laundry or baskets if given the chance
• Makes faces like he's starring in a cat so