Gertrude

Are you a hardcore introvert? Do you hate forced physical contact, small talk, and people entering your personal bubble?<br/><br/>So does Gertrude. <br/><br/>​Gertrude is a distinguished senior lady who has officially reached the age where she is completely out of customer service smiles. She has zero interest in your scratches, your cuddles, or your petting. However, she loves being spoken to. <br/>Think of her as your tiny, furry therapist who just sits there, listens to you vent about your day, and offers zero unsolicited advice.<br/>​She wants to be loved from a respectful distance (preferably across the room). <br/><br/>Gertrude’s Daily Schedule:<br/>▪️​Look stunning.<br/>▪️​Listen to you talk about your feelings.<br/>▪️​Violently judge anyone who attempts to touch her.<br/><br/>She wants to share a home with you, watch your favorite shows with you, and judge your life choices from a comfortable 4 foot radius. Furthermore, she does not share her kingdom. Other animals? Absolutely not. Gertrude demands to be the sole recipient of your conversational praise and requires a home where she is the only furry resident.<br/>​If you’ve been looking for a roommate who won't hog the bed, won't invade your personal space, and refuses to share you with anyone else, Gertrude is your girl.<br/><br/>Apply to adopt Gertrude on our website. Responsiblepetcare.org/cats

Are you a hardcore introvert? Do you hate forced physical contact, small talk, and people entering your personal bubble?

So does Gertrude.

​Gertrude is a distinguished senior lady who has officially reached the age where she is completely out of customer service smiles. She has zero interest in your scratches, your cuddles, or your petting. However, she loves being spoken to.
Think of her as your tiny, furry therapist who just sits there, listens to you vent about your day, and offers zero unsolicited advice.
​She wants to be loved from a respectful distance (preferably across the room).

Gertrude’s Daily Schedule:
▪️​Look stunning.
▪️​Listen to you talk about your feelings.
▪️​Violently judge anyone who attempts to touch her.

She wants to share a home with you, watch your favorite shows with you, and judge your life choices from a comfortable 4 foot radius. Furthermore, she does not share her kingdom. Other animals? Absolutely not. Gertrude demands to be the sole rec

Are you a hardcore introvert? Do you hate forced physical contact, small talk, and people entering your personal bubble?

So does Gertrude.

​Gertrude is a distinguished senior lady who has officially reached the age where she is completely out of customer service smiles. She has zero interest in your scratches, your cuddles, or your petting. However, she loves being spoken to.
Think of her as your tiny, furry therapist who just sits there, listens to you vent about your day, and offers zero unsolicited advice.
​She wants to be loved from a respectful distance (preferably across the room).

Gertrude’s Daily Schedule:
▪️​Look stunning.
▪️​Listen to you talk about your feelings.
▪️​Violently judge anyone who attempts to touch her.

She wants to share a home with you, watch your favorite shows with you, and judge your life choices from a comfortable 4 foot radius. Furthermore, she does not share her kingdom. Other animals? Absolutely not. Gertrude demands to be the sole recipient of your conversational praise and requires a home where she is the only furry resident.
​If you’ve been looking for a roommate who won't hog the bed, won't invade your personal space, and refuses to share you with anyone else, Gertrude is your girl.

Apply to adopt Gertrude on our website. Responsiblepetcare.org/cats