Fern

Meet Fern: A Cat with Sass, Class, and a Smack of Spunk.<br/><br/>Are you tired of cats who are too nice? Looking for a feline with the personality of a Victorian ghost and the sass of a reality TV star? Look no furtherFern is here to fill your life with love, mild fear, and the occasional surprise nibble.<br/><br/>Fern is a four-year-old dilute tortoiseshell with a soft, smokey coat and a heart full of let&#39;s call it selective affection. She loves attention, being held like the queen she is, and demanding affection on her terms. Cross her at the wrong moment? You might get a light swat, just to remind you who&#39;s in charge. We respect boundaries in this houseand by &#34;we,&#34; we mean you.<br/><br/>Fern does not like other cats, and she&#39;s made it very clear that kids are not her vibe. She prefers to be the only diva in the house (and who can blame her?).<br/><br/>Perfect for:<br/><br/>Adults who speak fluent sarcasm.<br/><br/>People who understand that &#34;I love you&#34; sometimes sounds like a growl.<br/><br/>Anyone who wants a cat with personality, claws, and standards.<br/><br/>Adopt Fernshe may never bake you cookies, but she&#39;ll make sure you never feel safe changing the TV channel again.<br/><br/>Adoption fee of $120 includes spay, microchip, vaccines, deworming, FIV/FeLV testing, and flea prevention<br/><br/>Apply here: https://2pawsup.org/applications/adoption-application/

Meet Fern: A Cat with Sass, Class, and a Smack of Spunk.

Are you tired of cats who are too nice? Looking for a feline with the personality of a Victorian ghost and the sass of a reality TV star? Look no furtherFern is here to fill your life with love, mild fear, and the occasional surprise nibble.

Fern is a four-year-old dilute tortoiseshell with a soft, smokey coat and a heart full of let's call it selective affection. She loves attention, being held like the queen she is, and demanding affection on her terms. Cross her at the wrong moment? You might get a light swat, just to remind you who's in charge. We respect boundaries in this houseand by "we," we mean you.

Fern does not like other cats, and she's made it very clear that kids are not her vibe. She prefers to be the only diva in the house (and who can blame her?).

Perfect for:

Adults who speak fluent sarcasm.

People who understand that "I love you" sometimes sounds like a growl.

Meet Fern: A Cat with Sass, Class, and a Smack of Spunk.

Are you tired of cats who are too nice? Looking for a feline with the personality of a Victorian ghost and the sass of a reality TV star? Look no furtherFern is here to fill your life with love, mild fear, and the occasional surprise nibble.

Fern is a four-year-old dilute tortoiseshell with a soft, smokey coat and a heart full of let's call it selective affection. She loves attention, being held like the queen she is, and demanding affection on her terms. Cross her at the wrong moment? You might get a light swat, just to remind you who's in charge. We respect boundaries in this houseand by "we," we mean you.

Fern does not like other cats, and she's made it very clear that kids are not her vibe. She prefers to be the only diva in the house (and who can blame her?).

Perfect for:

Adults who speak fluent sarcasm.

People who understand that "I love you" sometimes sounds like a growl.

Anyone who wants a cat with personality, claws, and standards.

Adopt Fernshe may never bake you cookies, but she'll make sure you never feel safe changing the TV channel again.

Adoption fee of $120 includes spay, microchip, vaccines, deworming, FIV/FeLV testing, and flea prevention

Apply here: https://2pawsup.org/applications/adoption-application/