Fat Albert

Do you want a cat that would square up in a TJ Maxx parking lot? Perhaps one that would see ghosts and talk to dead people? Meet Fat Albert. This guy is weird. He may be schizophrenic, he is definitely bipolar, and he probably has other mental disorders that causes him to turn into sour patch candy. Sour, sweet, gone. This guy will love on you for hours, on his own terms. You want to leave the room? You&#39;re getting beat. You want to eat? He&#39;ll eat you. Don&#39;t say yes to normal cats, say yes to adventure. Said adventure may land you in a mental hospital, but who cares, he&#39;s Fat Albert. <br/><br/>This guy doesn&#39;t seem to care about cats or dogs as long as he has plenty of space away from them. However, he was beating up tom cats previously so he should be indoor only. He is probably around 5 years old. He&#39;s neutered, vaccinated, chipped, and goofy. Due to his bipolar nature, no kids in the home please! <br/><br/>P.S. he does not enjoy pink cowboy hats

Do you want a cat that would square up in a TJ Maxx parking lot? Perhaps one that would see ghosts and talk to dead people? Meet Fat Albert. This guy is weird. He may be schizophrenic, he is definitely bipolar, and he probably has other mental disorders that causes him to turn into sour patch candy. Sour, sweet, gone. This guy will love on you for hours, on his own terms. You want to leave the room? You're getting beat. You want to eat? He'll eat you. Don't say yes to normal cats, say yes to adventure. Said adventure may land you in a mental hospital, but who cares, he's Fat Albert.

This guy doesn't seem to care about cats or dogs as long as he has plenty of space away from them. However, he was beating up tom cats previously so he should be indoor only. He is probably around 5 years old. He's neutered, vaccinated, chipped, and goofy. Due to his bipolar nature, no kids in the home please!

P.S. he does not enjoy pink cowboy hats

Do you want a cat that would square up in a TJ Maxx parking lot? Perhaps one that would see ghosts and talk to dead people? Meet Fat Albert. This guy is weird. He may be schizophrenic, he is definitely bipolar, and he probably has other mental disorders that causes him to turn into sour patch candy. Sour, sweet, gone. This guy will love on you for hours, on his own terms. You want to leave the room? You're getting beat. You want to eat? He'll eat you. Don't say yes to normal cats, say yes to adventure. Said adventure may land you in a mental hospital, but who cares, he's Fat Albert.

This guy doesn't seem to care about cats or dogs as long as he has plenty of space away from them. However, he was beating up tom cats previously so he should be indoor only. He is probably around 5 years old. He's neutered, vaccinated, chipped, and goofy. Due to his bipolar nature, no kids in the home please!

P.S. he does not enjoy pink cowboy hats