EMBER *FELUK+* >>The Purrfect Puffball Parrot<<

Arrival: 1/2023<br/><br/>🔥 Meet Ember: The Purrfect Puffball Parrot<br/>If you’ve ever wanted to live your life as a high-seas pirate but lack a boat and a bird, Ember is ready to step in. She is as "purrfect" as they come, but she comes with a very specific, non-negotiable personality quirk: she is convinced she is a parrot.<br/><br/>🦜 The "Parrot" Protocol<br/>Ember has decided that the highest point of a human is the best place to be. She doesn't just "sit" on you; she colonizes your shoulder.<br/>• The Resistance is Futile: If you take her off, she will be back up there before you can even finish saying "no."<br/>• The View from Above: She insists on resting on your shoulder like a fuzzy epaulet, supervising your every move, from making coffee to scrolling through your phone.<br/>💅 The Sassy-Sweet Balance<br/>Ember is a master of the "Independent Cuddle." She is the queen of her own schedule:<br/>• The Lap Phase: She’ll melt into your lap for some sweet, chatty conversation.<br/>• The Bird Phase: Once she’s had enough, she’s off to the window to yell at the neighborhood birds (from her indoor-only throne).<br/>• The Socialite: She gets along fine with other cats and dogs, provided they respect her personal space. She’s the "cool girl" who can take or leave the crowd, making her a great solo lady or a chill addition to a pack.<br/>🩺 The Special Details<br/>Ember is a FeLV+ (Feline Leukemia) girl, which just means she’s a "limited edition" sweetheart who needs a little extra care.<br/>• Health Maintenance: To keep her motor running smoothly, she needs to be an indoor-only kitty with a low-stress lifestyle. She may need extra dental checkups down the road, so she’s looking for a human who will stay on top of her vet visits.<br/>• The Ideal Home: She’s perfect for a home with other FeLV+ cats, or as a solo queen who gets all the shoulder-time to herself!<br/>👶 Tiny Humans?<br/>Ember hasn't spent much time around children, but she’s willing to give them an audition! As long as they understand that when she wants "me time," she means it, she’s happy to show them the ropes of shoulder-perching.<br/><br/>Health:<br/>• ADoB: 6/2022<br/>• Spay<br/>• Rabies<br/>• Distemper<br/>• Dewormer<br/>• Flea Preventative<br/>• Microchipped<br/>• FIV neg / Feline Leukemia positive<br/>• Have some savings for dental work in the future. (Feluk thing)<br/><br/>Lifestyle:<br/>• Children<br/>• Respectful dogs<br/>• Cats are fine but can ride solo<br/>• Need transition time to lower stress but she’s very resilient <br/>• INDOOR companion only<br/><br/><br/>Note from Ember<br/>📜 The Ember Official: Shoulder-Sitting & Human Management Manual<br/>Author: Ember (Professional Shoulder Ornament & Part-Time Parrot)<br/>Congratulations! You have been selected as a potential perch for a Grade-A, FeLV+ feline masterpiece. To ensure your career as my personal transportation goes smoothly, please memorize the following protocols:<br/>________________________________________<br/>1. The Mounting Maneuver<br/>Do not worry about "picking me up." I am a self-mounting model. Whether you are leaning over to tie your shoes or just standing there minding your own business, I will find a way to the summit.<br/>• Pro-Tip: Wear sturdy fabrics. Silk is slippery; denim is delightful.<br/>2. The "Take-Off" Denial Policy<br/>You may occasionally attempt to "put me down" on the floor or a couch. This is a cute gesture, but please understand: I will be back. If you remove me from your left shoulder, I will immediately recalculate and land on your right. It’s not a battle—it’s a boomerang effect.<br/>3. Navigational Hazards<br/>As my official chauffeur, you are responsible for my safety while I am docked on your neck.<br/>• Doorways: Watch the clearance. I am taller than you think.<br/>• Sudden Sneezes: Please provide a 3-second warning so I can engage my "all-terrain claws" to remain anchored.<br/>• Snack Distribution: If you are eating something while I am on your shoulder, remember that I am essentially at eye-level with your fork. Sharing is encouraged (but please check my FeLV-approved diet first).<br/>4. The Bird-Watching Synergy<br/>If we are walking past a window and I see a bird, I may vibrate or "chirp." Do not be alarmed. This is simply my internal GPS locking onto a target. Please hold your position until the intruder has been properly hissed at.<br/>5. Proper Maintenance of the Perch<br/>Since I am a Feline Leukemia positive lady, I need my "perch" (that’s you) to be extra vigilant.<br/>• Keep my stress levels low. If you’re stressed, I’m stressed—so maybe do some yoga (while I sit on your back).<br/>• Keep the "perch" indoors. The outside world is for amateur parrots; I prefer the climate-controlled life.<br/>________________________________________<br/>Final Note: By allowing me to sit on your shoulder, you are agreeing to a lifetime of chatty conversations, soft purrs in your ear, and the best view in the house.<br/><br/><br/><br/>Sorry, no volunteers to answer petfinder's inquiry button. Please complete the adoption application provided below. <br/><br/>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfTLIRv4kR_skoSpiL--ZO_RbsnqdORl-kXqBydGdbb0EPtNQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

Arrival: 1/2023

🔥 Meet Ember: The Purrfect Puffball Parrot
If you’ve ever wanted to live your life as a high-seas pirate but lack a boat and a bird, Ember is ready to step in. She is as "purrfect" as they come, but she comes with a very specific, non-negotiable personality quirk: she is convinced she is a parrot.

🦜 The "Parrot" Protocol
Ember has decided that the highest point of a human is the best place to be. She doesn't just "sit" on you; she colonizes your shoulder.
• The Resistance is Futile: If you take her off, she will be back up there before you can even finish saying "no."
• The View from Above: She insists on resting on your shoulder like a fuzzy epaulet, supervising your every move, from making coffee to scrolling through your phone.
💅 The Sassy-Sweet Balance
Ember is a master of the "Independent Cuddle." She is the queen of her own schedule:
• The Lap Phase: She’ll melt into your lap for some sweet, chatty conversation.
• The Bird Phase: Once she’s had enough

Arrival: 1/2023

🔥 Meet Ember: The Purrfect Puffball Parrot
If you’ve ever wanted to live your life as a high-seas pirate but lack a boat and a bird, Ember is ready to step in. She is as "purrfect" as they come, but she comes with a very specific, non-negotiable personality quirk: she is convinced she is a parrot.

🦜 The "Parrot" Protocol
Ember has decided that the highest point of a human is the best place to be. She doesn't just "sit" on you; she colonizes your shoulder.
• The Resistance is Futile: If you take her off, she will be back up there before you can even finish saying "no."
• The View from Above: She insists on resting on your shoulder like a fuzzy epaulet, supervising your every move, from making coffee to scrolling through your phone.
💅 The Sassy-Sweet Balance
Ember is a master of the "Independent Cuddle." She is the queen of her own schedule:
• The Lap Phase: She’ll melt into your lap for some sweet, chatty conversation.
• The Bird Phase: Once she’s had enough, she’s off to the window to yell at the neighborhood birds (from her indoor-only throne).
• The Socialite: She gets along fine with other cats and dogs, provided they respect her personal space. She’s the "cool girl" who can take or leave the crowd, making her a great solo lady or a chill addition to a pack.
🩺 The Special Details
Ember is a FeLV+ (Feline Leukemia) girl, which just me