EBENEZER >>The Professional Fluff-Cloud with a "Slobber" Habit<<

ARRIVAL: 12/2025<br/><br/><br/>☁️ Meet Ebenezer: The Professional Fluff-Cloud with a "Slobber" Habit<br/><br/>If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a Saint Bernard was reincarnated into a giant ball of feline "poof," wonder no longer. Ebenezer is here to provide all the fur, all the fun, and a slightly alarming amount of facial moisture.<br/><br/>🪨 From Rock Bottom to High Living<br/>Ebenezer’s origin story is literally "hardcore"—he was born outside on a pile of rocks. He spent his early days living the rugged life until he realized that rocks are terrible pillows and consistent meals are much better than "hunting" for snacks. He’s officially retired from the great outdoors and is looking for a permanent indoor residency.<br/><br/>⏲️ The One-Week "Flippy-Switch"<br/>Ebenezer isn't great at first impressions. When he moves to a new place, he’s a bit of a stressed-out marshmallow. But wait exactly seven days. Around the one-week mark, a "social butterfly" switch flips in his brain, and he transforms from a hiding floof into the most outgoing, gooey, love-hungry boy you’ve ever met.<br/><br/>👅 The "Slobber Artist" (A Warning to Other Cats)<br/>Ebenezer has a very unique way of showing affection to his feline roommates. He doesn't just "groom" them; he re-baptizes them.<br/><br/>The Technique: He will wrap his big paws and legs around his buddy in a giant bear hug.<br/><br/>The Result: He suckles and licks their faces until they look like they’ve survived a car wash with the windows down.<br/><br/>The Warning: If you have another cat, they should prepare for the "Saint Bernard Treatment." They will be loved, they will be held, and they will be very, very damp.<br/><br/>💤 Work Hard, Nap Harder<br/>Ebenezer has two speeds:<br/><br/>High Octane: Playing like his life depends on it.<br/><br/>Comatose: Napping so hard you’ll wonder if he’s actually just a very soft rug.<br/><br/>He is a big, sweet, gooey boy who just wants to find his forever family before he gets any bigger! He’s ready to bring his "poof" and his unique facial-spa services to a home that will appreciate his giant heart (and his giant paws).<br/><br/><br/>⭐⭐⭐☆☆ (3/5 Stars) – "A Very Damp Experience"<br/>Reviewer: Sir Craig (Ebenezer’s Current Foster Brother)<br/><br/>"Listen, I like Ebenezer. I really do. He’s a top-tier snuggler and his fur is basically like sleeping on a high-end cloud from a fancy department store. But we need to talk about his 'process.'<br/><br/>Last Tuesday, I was minding my own business, just trying to have a peaceful afternoon nap in a sunbeam. Suddenly, I’m tackled by 5 pounds of pure poof. Before I can even protest, Ebenezer has me in a full-body wrestling lock. I thought we were playing. I was wrong.<br/><br/>For the next twenty minutes, I was subjected to the 'Ebenezer Facial.' He suckles and licks with the intensity of a power washer. By the time he let me go, I didn't just look like I’d been groomed; I looked like I had fallen into a bowl of soup. My left ear was styled into a mohawk and my forehead was so soggy I could barely keep my eyes open.<br/><br/>Pros:<br/><br/>He is very warm.<br/><br/>He is incredibly sweet<br/><br/>Once he hits that 'one-week' mark, he's the life of the party.<br/><br/>Cons:<br/><br/>You will need to keep a towel handy for any cat he decides to 'love.'<br/><br/>The slobber-to-affection ratio is a bit skewed.<br/><br/>Final Verdict: If you are a cat who doesn't mind a very enthusiastic, very moist roommate who hugs like a grizzly bear, Ebenezer is your guy. Just... maybe warn your stylist beforehand."<br/><br/>Health:<br/>• DoB: 7/8/2025<br/>• Neuter<br/>• Rabies<br/>• Distemper<br/>• Dewormer<br/>• Flea Preventative<br/>• Microchipped<br/>• FIV/Feluk Neg<br/><br/>Lifestyle:<br/>• Children<br/>• Respectful dogs<br/>• Needs at least one cat buddy to match his energy & be okay with no boundries<br/>• Need 7-10 days of transition time to acclimate with safe space<br/>• INDOOR companion only<br/><br/><br/>Sorry, no volunteers to answer petfinder's inquiry button. Please complete the adoption application provided below. <br/><br/>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfTLIRv4kR_skoSpiL--ZO_RbsnqdORl-kXqBydGdbb0EPtNQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

ARRIVAL: 12/2025


☁️ Meet Ebenezer: The Professional Fluff-Cloud with a "Slobber" Habit

If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a Saint Bernard was reincarnated into a giant ball of feline "poof," wonder no longer. Ebenezer is here to provide all the fur, all the fun, and a slightly alarming amount of facial moisture.

🪨 From Rock Bottom to High Living
Ebenezer’s origin story is literally "hardcore"—he was born outside on a pile of rocks. He spent his early days living the rugged life until he realized that rocks are terrible pillows and consistent meals are much better than "hunting" for snacks. He’s officially retired from the great outdoors and is looking for a permanent indoor residency.

⏲️ The One-Week "Flippy-Switch"
Ebenezer isn't great at first impressions. When he moves to a new place, he’s a bit of a stressed-out marshmallow. But wait exactly seven days. Around the one-week mark, a "social butterfly" switch flips in his brain, and he transforms from a hiding floo

ARRIVAL: 12/2025


☁️ Meet Ebenezer: The Professional Fluff-Cloud with a "Slobber" Habit

If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a Saint Bernard was reincarnated into a giant ball of feline "poof," wonder no longer. Ebenezer is here to provide all the fur, all the fun, and a slightly alarming amount of facial moisture.

🪨 From Rock Bottom to High Living
Ebenezer’s origin story is literally "hardcore"—he was born outside on a pile of rocks. He spent his early days living the rugged life until he realized that rocks are terrible pillows and consistent meals are much better than "hunting" for snacks. He’s officially retired from the great outdoors and is looking for a permanent indoor residency.

⏲️ The One-Week "Flippy-Switch"
Ebenezer isn't great at first impressions. When he moves to a new place, he’s a bit of a stressed-out marshmallow. But wait exactly seven days. Around the one-week mark, a "social butterfly" switch flips in his brain, and he transforms from a hiding floof into the most outgoing, gooey, love-hungry boy you’ve ever met.

👅 The "Slobber Artist" (A Warning to Other Cats)
Ebenezer has a very unique way of showing affection to his feline roommates. He doesn't just "groom" them; he re-baptizes them.

The Technique: He will wrap his big paws and legs around his buddy in a giant bear hug.

The Result: He suckles and licks thei