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STOP SCROLLING! DREAMER HAS A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!<br/><br/>HELLO, HUMANS. I AM DREAMER. AND WE NEED TO ESTABLISH SOME BOUNDARIES. IMMEDIATELY.<br/><br/>I am a beautiful 1 1/2 yr old brown tabby girl, and I've decided that I would like a forever home.<br/><br/>But before you get too excited, let's review the rules.<br/><br/>You may scratch my ears.<br/><br/>You may scratch the top of my head.<br/><br/>You may admire my beauty.<br/><br/>You may tell me how fabulous I am.<br/><br/>And that's where your privileges end.<br/><br/>DO NOT continue scratching elsewhere.<br/><br/>DO NOT attempt to pick me up.<br/><br/>DO NOT suddenly decide we're going to have a cuddle session.<br/><br/>I said what I said.<br/><br/>I'm a girl who enjoys attention on MY terms. I like being near my humans, and I absolutely appreciate a good ear scratch and head rub. But I'm not one of those cats who needs to be attached to you 24/7.<br/><br/>Think of me as the perfect companion for someone who wants a cat with independent-lady energy.<br/><br/>I'll be your friend. I'll keep you company. I'll probably supervise your activities. I'll even accept some affection.<br/><br/>But I am NOT a purse.<br/><br/>And I'm certainly not interested in being carried around like a baby.<br/><br/>The good news is that I've already been spayed, I'm current on my vaccines, and I'm READY TO GO HOME TODAY!<br/><br/>And my adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $50!<br/><br/>So if you're looking for a beautiful, independent girl who will love you... but also respect personal space as long as YOU respect hers, I might be exactly what you've been looking for.<br/><br/>Call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me.<br/><br/>Dreamer's House Rules:<br/><br/>Scratch ears.<br/><br/>Scratch head.<br/><br/>Admire me.<br/><br/>DO NOT PICK ME UP.<br/><br/>See rules 1–4.<br/><br/>I don't have an attitude. I have BOUNDARIES.

STOP SCROLLING! DREAMER HAS A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

HELLO, HUMANS. I AM DREAMER. AND WE NEED TO ESTABLISH SOME BOUNDARIES. IMMEDIATELY.

I am a beautiful 1 1/2 yr old brown tabby girl, and I've decided that I would like a forever home.

But before you get too excited, let's review the rules.

You may scratch my ears.

You may scratch the top of my head.

You may admire my beauty.

You may tell me how fabulous I am.

And that's where your privileges end.

DO NOT continue scratching elsewhere.

DO NOT attempt to pick me up.

DO NOT suddenly decide we're going to have a cuddle session.

I said what I said.

I'm a girl who enjoys attention on MY terms. I like being near my humans, and I absolutely appreciate a good ear scratch and head rub. But I'm not one of those cats who needs to be attached to you 24/7.

Think of me as the perfect companion for someone who wants a cat with independent-lady energy.

STOP SCROLLING! DREAMER HAS A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

HELLO, HUMANS. I AM DREAMER. AND WE NEED TO ESTABLISH SOME BOUNDARIES. IMMEDIATELY.

I am a beautiful 1 1/2 yr old brown tabby girl, and I've decided that I would like a forever home.

But before you get too excited, let's review the rules.

You may scratch my ears.

You may scratch the top of my head.

You may admire my beauty.

You may tell me how fabulous I am.

And that's where your privileges end.

DO NOT continue scratching elsewhere.

DO NOT attempt to pick me up.

DO NOT suddenly decide we're going to have a cuddle session.

I said what I said.

I'm a girl who enjoys attention on MY terms. I like being near my humans, and I absolutely appreciate a good ear scratch and head rub. But I'm not one of those cats who needs to be attached to you 24/7.

Think of me as the perfect companion for someone who wants a cat with independent-lady energy.

I'll be your friend. I'll keep you company. I'll probably supervise your activities. I'll even accept some affection.

But I am NOT a purse.

And I'm certainly not interested in being carried around like a baby.

The good news is that I've already been spayed, I'm current on my vaccines, and I'm READY TO GO HOME TODAY!

And my adoption fee is sponsored and reduced t