Dirk

Dirk: The Cemetery Survivor Who Wants Your Couch!<br/><br/>Hi there! I'm Dirk. You might have heard my origin story—I was found seeking refuge in a cemetery boiler room to escape the freezing winter temperatures. I’ve officially retired from the graveyard shift, and I’m looking for a forever home where the only things 'chilling' are the vibes.<br/><br/>I’m a big, sweet, confident boy who loves to be held and carried around like a giant baby. I’m a cool customer who handles new things with ease.<br/><br/>If you need more convincing, here are my Top 5 Reasons to adopt a former cemetery cat like me:<br/><br/>1. I’m a Survivor<br/>If I can handle a boiler room during a deep freeze, I can handle anything your household throws at me. I’m resilient, brave, and ready for a fresh start.<br/><br/><br/>2. Built-In Security<br/>I’ve spent my fair share of time among the headstones. I’m a confident guy who isn’t easily spooked, making me the perfect brave companion for your home.<br/><br/>3. I’m Very Low Maintenance<br/>After living in a graveyard, I’m not going to judge your interior design or complain about the wallpaper. Just give me a warm bed and I’m a happy camper.<br/><br/>4. The Ultimate Conversation Starter<br/>'Oh, this handsome fellow? He’s my cat, Dirk. We rescued him from a cemetery." You’ll be the hit of every dinner party with a rescue story as cool as mine!<br/><br/>5. Infinite Gratitude<br/>I know exactly how good I have it now that I’m out of the cold. I’ll pay you back for your kindness in endless purrs, head-butts, and cuddles while you carry me around.<br/><br/>A Note on Friends<br/>I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting any dogs or children just yet. While my history in those departments is currently unknown, I am a very sweet and confident guy, so I’d likely be open to making new friends with a slow and proper introduction!<br/><br/>I am neutered, microchipped, dewormed, flea-treated, tested for FIV/FeLV, and up-to-date on all of my vaccinations<br/><br/>If you're interested in adopting, the first step is to fill out the application here:<br/>http://bit.ly/3VDJfhm

Dirk: The Cemetery Survivor Who Wants Your Couch!

Hi there! I'm Dirk. You might have heard my origin story—I was found seeking refuge in a cemetery boiler room to escape the freezing winter temperatures. I’ve officially retired from the graveyard shift, and I’m looking for a forever home where the only things 'chilling' are the vibes.

I’m a big, sweet, confident boy who loves to be held and carried around like a giant baby. I’m a cool customer who handles new things with ease.

If you need more convincing, here are my Top 5 Reasons to adopt a former cemetery cat like me:

1. I’m a Survivor
If I can handle a boiler room during a deep freeze, I can handle anything your household throws at me. I’m resilient, brave, and ready for a fresh start.


2. Built-In Security
I’ve spent my fair share of time among the headstones. I’m a confident guy who isn’t easily spooked, making me the perfect brave companion for your home.

3. I’m Very Low Maintenance
After living in a

Dirk: The Cemetery Survivor Who Wants Your Couch!

Hi there! I'm Dirk. You might have heard my origin story—I was found seeking refuge in a cemetery boiler room to escape the freezing winter temperatures. I’ve officially retired from the graveyard shift, and I’m looking for a forever home where the only things 'chilling' are the vibes.

I’m a big, sweet, confident boy who loves to be held and carried around like a giant baby. I’m a cool customer who handles new things with ease.

If you need more convincing, here are my Top 5 Reasons to adopt a former cemetery cat like me:

1. I’m a Survivor
If I can handle a boiler room during a deep freeze, I can handle anything your household throws at me. I’m resilient, brave, and ready for a fresh start.


2. Built-In Security
I’ve spent my fair share of time among the headstones. I’m a confident guy who isn’t easily spooked, making me the perfect brave companion for your home.

3. I’m Very Low Maintenance
After living in a graveyard, I’m not going to judge your interior design or complain about the wallpaper. Just give me a warm bed and I’m a happy camper.

4. The Ultimate Conversation Starter
'Oh, this handsome fellow? He’s my cat, Dirk. We rescued him from a cemetery." You’ll be the hit of every dinner party with a rescue story as cool as mine!

5. Infinite Gratitude
I know exactly how goo