COSMIC

COSMIC: YOUR INTERGALACTIC CUDDLE CAPTAIN<br/><br/>(Transmission received from one very large, very snuggly space cat)<br/><br/>Greetings, Earth Human. I am Cosmic, a 1–2‑year‑old black‑and‑white celestial life‑form with the gravitational pull of a small moon and the body mass of a star who thinks he’s lap‑sized. <br/><br/>Spoiler: I am not. But I will still land on your lap with the confidence of a meteor on a mission.<br/><br/>MY SPECIFICATIONS<br/><br/> Model: Male<br/><br/> Species: Unknown… possibly part nebula<br/><br/> Coat: Black & white cosmic swirl<br/><br/> Systems Check: Vaccinated, neutered, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative<br/><br/> Compatibility:<br/><br/> Cats: I coexist… but sometimes my mood goes supernova<br/><br/> Dogs: Uncharted territory<br/><br/> Kids: Also uncharted<br/><br/> Adults: Yes — especially those with sturdy laps<br/><br/>MY PERSONALITY MODULE<br/><br/>I am what scientists call a Velcro Cat, meaning I orbit my chosen human at all times. If you move, I move. If you sit, I land. If you attempt to stand up during my nap cycle, I will issue a gentle but firm protest signal (meow).<br/><br/>I believe naps should occur 24/7, preferably on a warm human surface. If you try to relocate me, I will activate my “heavy star mode,” instantly increasing my density by 300%.<br/><br/>I also communicate through soft cosmic chirps, requesting head rubs, pets, and general adoration. I am not demanding. I am simply maintaining proper cosmic balance.<br/><br/>ORIGIN STORY: THE DAY THE UNIVERSE SHIFTED<br/><br/>My rescuers set out to save a whole constellation of street cats. The universe had other plans — heartbreaking ones. In the end, they could only save one.<br/><br/>Me.<br/><br/>From the moment they approached, I didn’t ask for food or space. I asked for love. I leaned in, pressed my giant star‑body against them, and offered trust like a comet offering light in the dark.<br/><br/>They carried grief for the lives they couldn’t reach.<br/> I became their comfort — a soft, purring reminder that even in the vastness of loss, something bright can still be found.<br/><br/>MY MISSION OBJECTIVE<br/><br/>I seek a forever home where I can:<br/><br/> Nap on humans<br/><br/> Follow you like your personal space satellite<br/><br/> Receive infinite head rubs<br/><br/> Be adored for my oversized heart and undersized sense of personal space<br/><br/> Continue my cosmic cuddle research<br/><br/>If you’re looking for a loyal, loving, slightly dramatic celestial companion, I am ready to begin our shared orbit.<br/><br/>End of transmission.<br/><br/> Love,<br/> Cosmic

COSMIC: YOUR INTERGALACTIC CUDDLE CAPTAIN

(Transmission received from one very large, very snuggly space cat)

Greetings, Earth Human. I am Cosmic, a 1–2‑year‑old black‑and‑white celestial life‑form with the gravitational pull of a small moon and the body mass of a star who thinks he’s lap‑sized.

Spoiler: I am not. But I will still land on your lap with the confidence of a meteor on a mission.

MY SPECIFICATIONS

Model: Male

Species: Unknown… possibly part nebula

Coat: Black & white cosmic swirl

Systems Check: Vaccinated, neutered, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative

Compatibility:

Cats: I coexist… but sometimes my mood goes supernova

Dogs: Uncharted territory

Kids: Also uncharted

Adults: Yes — especially those with sturdy laps

MY PERSONALITY MODULE

I am what scientists call a Velcro Cat, meaning I orbit my chosen human at all times. If you move, I mo

COSMIC: YOUR INTERGALACTIC CUDDLE CAPTAIN

(Transmission received from one very large, very snuggly space cat)

Greetings, Earth Human. I am Cosmic, a 1–2‑year‑old black‑and‑white celestial life‑form with the gravitational pull of a small moon and the body mass of a star who thinks he’s lap‑sized.

Spoiler: I am not. But I will still land on your lap with the confidence of a meteor on a mission.

MY SPECIFICATIONS

Model: Male

Species: Unknown… possibly part nebula

Coat: Black & white cosmic swirl

Systems Check: Vaccinated, neutered, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative

Compatibility:

Cats: I coexist… but sometimes my mood goes supernova

Dogs: Uncharted territory

Kids: Also uncharted

Adults: Yes — especially those with sturdy laps

MY PERSONALITY MODULE

I am what scientists call a Velcro Cat, meaning I orbit my chosen human at all times. If you move, I move. If you sit, I land. If you attempt to stand up during my nap cycle, I will issue a gentle but firm protest signal (meow).

I believe naps should occur 24/7, preferably on a warm human surface. If you try to relocate me, I will activate my “heavy star mode,” instantly increasing my density by 300%.

I also communicate through soft cosmic chirps, requesting head rubs, pets, and g