Cooper

Hello future human. My name is Cooper, and I will be your new full-time cuddle supervisor. I specialize in being held like a baby, purring directly into your soul, and appearing the exact second you sit down. Please understand that your arms are not decorative, they are for carrying me. I operate on a strict “no lap left unused” policy and will gently (and by gently, I mean persistently) remind you of your responsibilities. I am extremely sweet, professionally snuggly, and fully committed to eliminating the concept of personal space from your life.<br/>I should also mention my adorable sidekick and suspected sister, Sophia. We enjoy each other’s company very much, whether that means lounging together, zooming in coordinated chaos, or quietly judging you as a team. I chirp instead of basic meowing, because I believe in polite, adorable communication. You may hear tiny “prrt!” sounds when I’m excited, when I see you, or when I would like to be held immediately (which is often). Sophia and I are basically a package deal of sweetness and silliness, and we can’t wait to fill your home, and your arms, very, very soon.

Hello future human. My name is Cooper, and I will be your new full-time cuddle supervisor. I specialize in being held like a baby, purring directly into your soul, and appearing the exact second you sit down. Please understand that your arms are not decorative, they are for carrying me. I operate on a strict “no lap left unused” policy and will gently (and by gently, I mean persistently) remind you of your responsibilities. I am extremely sweet, professionally snuggly, and fully committed to eliminating the concept of personal space from your life.
I should also mention my adorable sidekick and suspected sister, Sophia. We enjoy each other’s company very much, whether that means lounging together, zooming in coordinated chaos, or quietly judging you as a team. I chirp instead of basic meowing, because I believe in polite, adorable communication. You may hear tiny “prrt!” sounds when I’m excited, when I see you, or when I would like to be held immediately (which is often). Sophia and I are basically a package deal of swee

Hello future human. My name is Cooper, and I will be your new full-time cuddle supervisor. I specialize in being held like a baby, purring directly into your soul, and appearing the exact second you sit down. Please understand that your arms are not decorative, they are for carrying me. I operate on a strict “no lap left unused” policy and will gently (and by gently, I mean persistently) remind you of your responsibilities. I am extremely sweet, professionally snuggly, and fully committed to eliminating the concept of personal space from your life.
I should also mention my adorable sidekick and suspected sister, Sophia. We enjoy each other’s company very much, whether that means lounging together, zooming in coordinated chaos, or quietly judging you as a team. I chirp instead of basic meowing, because I believe in polite, adorable communication. You may hear tiny “prrt!” sounds when I’m excited, when I see you, or when I would like to be held immediately (which is often). Sophia and I are basically a package deal of sweetness and silliness, and we can’t wait to fill your home, and your arms, very, very soon.