Clove

Her Royal Highness Clove is now accepting applications for loyal subjects.<br/><br/>Please note: this is not an adoption. It is an opportunity to serve.<br/><br/>Clove is a stunning young queen with refined tastes, impeccable beauty, and absolutely no interest in being handled by commoners. She firmly believes affection should be admired from a respectful distance and that personal space is a basic right.<br/><br/>Petting? Bold of you to assume.<br/>Picking her up? Straight to jail.<br/>Speaking to her without an appointment? Unacceptable.<br/><br/>However, while humans remain questionable, Clove absolutely adores other animals. <br/>Cats? Wonderful. <br/>Dogs? Acceptable members of the court. <br/>People? She'll tolerate your presence as long as you provide food, soft blankets, and refrain from being emotionally needy.<br/><br/>Clove's hobbies include:<br/>* Judging you silently from across the room<br/>* Looking breathtaking in every lighting condition<br/>* Existing near you without technically interacting<br/>* Forming alliances with other pets while pretending you do not exist<br/><br/>The ideal home for Clove will understand that trust is earned, not demanded. With patience, she may someday allow you the incredible honor of existing in her inner circle.<br/><br/>Until then, you may admire her beauty from afar like the peasant you are.

Her Royal Highness Clove is now accepting applications for loyal subjects.

Please note: this is not an adoption. It is an opportunity to serve.

Clove is a stunning young queen with refined tastes, impeccable beauty, and absolutely no interest in being handled by commoners. She firmly believes affection should be admired from a respectful distance and that personal space is a basic right.

Petting? Bold of you to assume.
Picking her up? Straight to jail.
Speaking to her without an appointment? Unacceptable.

However, while humans remain questionable, Clove absolutely adores other animals.
Cats? Wonderful.
Dogs? Acceptable members of the court.
People? She'll tolerate your presence as long as you provide food, soft blankets, and refrain from being emotionally needy.

Clove's hobbies include:
* Judging you silently from across the room
* Looking breathtaking in every lighting condition
* Existing near you without technically interacting
* Forming a

Her Royal Highness Clove is now accepting applications for loyal subjects.

Please note: this is not an adoption. It is an opportunity to serve.

Clove is a stunning young queen with refined tastes, impeccable beauty, and absolutely no interest in being handled by commoners. She firmly believes affection should be admired from a respectful distance and that personal space is a basic right.

Petting? Bold of you to assume.
Picking her up? Straight to jail.
Speaking to her without an appointment? Unacceptable.

However, while humans remain questionable, Clove absolutely adores other animals.
Cats? Wonderful.
Dogs? Acceptable members of the court.
People? She'll tolerate your presence as long as you provide food, soft blankets, and refrain from being emotionally needy.

Clove's hobbies include:
* Judging you silently from across the room
* Looking breathtaking in every lighting condition
* Existing near you without technically interacting
* Forming alliances with other pets while pretending you do not exist

The ideal home for Clove will understand that trust is earned, not demanded. With patience, she may someday allow you the incredible honor of existing in her inner circle.

Until then, you may admire her beauty from afar like the peasant you are.