Cinder

CINDER IS SEEKING A HOME THAT UNDERSTANDS TORTITUDE. THIS IS NOT A BEGINNER-LEVEL CAT. <br/><br/>Meet Cinder.<br/><br/>She is beautiful.<br/>She knows she is beautiful.<br/>And frankly, she does not have time to explain herself to you.<br/><br/>After reviewing her resume, facial expressions, and overall management style, we have determined that Cinder is looking for a household prepared to serve under new leadership. <br/><br/>She is not asking for much.<br/><br/>Just:<br/><br/> A soft blanket in every room<br/> A premium sleeping location with excellent lighting<br/> Immediate access to whatever chair you were planning to sit in<br/> A human who understands that "no" is more of a suggestion<br/> Snacks delivered with professionalism and respect<br/><br/>Cinder has the unmistakable energy of a woman who has already spoken to the manager.<br/><br/>Twice.<br/><br/>She would also like everyone to know that she is a TORTOISESHELL, which means she comes preloaded with:<br/><br/> Beauty<br/> Opinions<br/> Suspicion<br/> Drama<br/> Excellent judgment of your life choices<br/><br/>Will Cinder help with bills?<br/><br/>No.<br/><br/>Will she contribute to household chores?<br/><br/>Absolutely not.<br/><br/>Will she sit six feet away staring at you like you have personally disappointed her ancestors?<br/><br/>Very possibly.<br/><br/>And then five minutes later curl up in your lap like none of that ever happened.<br/><br/>That is called RANGE.<br/><br/>Cinder is looking for someone who will admire her, spoil her, photograph her from her good side-which is all of them-and accept that the home technically belongs to her now.<br/><br/>You will simply be living there.<br/><br/> CINDER<br/> PROFESSIONAL TORTIE<br/> FUTURE HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD<br/> ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR HUMAN STAFF<br/><br/>If you have ever looked at a slightly judgmental cat and thought,<br/><br/>"I could fix her."<br/><br/>No.<br/><br/>You cannot.<br/><br/>But you CAN buy her treats. <br/><br/> COME GET YOUR LITTLE HOUSE FIRE. <br/><br/>Apply to adopt Cinder through RescuePawz.

CINDER IS SEEKING A HOME THAT UNDERSTANDS TORTITUDE. THIS IS NOT A BEGINNER-LEVEL CAT.

Meet Cinder.

She is beautiful.
She knows she is beautiful.
And frankly, she does not have time to explain herself to you.

After reviewing her resume, facial expressions, and overall management style, we have determined that Cinder is looking for a household prepared to serve under new leadership.

She is not asking for much.

Just:

A soft blanket in every room
A premium sleeping location with excellent lighting
Immediate access to whatever chair you were planning to sit in
A human who understands that "no" is more of a suggestion
Snacks delivered with professionalism and respect

Cinder has the unmistakable energy of a woman who has already spoken to the manager.

Twice.

She would also like everyone to know that she is a TORTOISESHELL, which means she comes preloaded with:

Beauty
Opinions
Suspicion
Drama

CINDER IS SEEKING A HOME THAT UNDERSTANDS TORTITUDE. THIS IS NOT A BEGINNER-LEVEL CAT.

Meet Cinder.

She is beautiful.
She knows she is beautiful.
And frankly, she does not have time to explain herself to you.

After reviewing her resume, facial expressions, and overall management style, we have determined that Cinder is looking for a household prepared to serve under new leadership.

She is not asking for much.

Just:

A soft blanket in every room
A premium sleeping location with excellent lighting
Immediate access to whatever chair you were planning to sit in
A human who understands that "no" is more of a suggestion
Snacks delivered with professionalism and respect

Cinder has the unmistakable energy of a woman who has already spoken to the manager.

Twice.

She would also like everyone to know that she is a TORTOISESHELL, which means she comes preloaded with:

Beauty
Opinions
Suspicion
Drama
Excellent judgment of your life choices

Will Cinder help with bills?

No.

Will she contribute to household chores?

Absolutely not.

Will she sit six feet away staring at you like you have personally disappointed her ancestors?

Very possibly.

And then five minutes later curl up in your lap like none of that ever happened.

That i