Canned Green Beans

Now Accepting Applications for Canned Green Beans.<br/>Yes, that’s his name. No, we’re not sorry.<br/><br/>This bizarre little cryptid was found roaming a neighborhood in full gremlin mode—skinny, crusty, sneezy, bald in patches and leaking from both ends. Basically, the starter pack for something that crawled out of a glitch in the matrix.<br/><br/>The vet confirmed: a buffet of parasites, upper respiratory infection, and general chaos. After meds, hydration, and some serious TLC, he’s now a clingy, chirping lovebug. Sweet as syrup and weird as hell.<br/><br/>He’s about 6 months old, solid black, and shaped like a drawing someone did from memory. Long legs. Long neck. Long tail. And his meow? A confused little chirp like he’s not entirely sure how cats are supposed to sound.<br/><br/>He is vetted and ready to bless someone’s home with his awkward majesty. If you want a sleek, elegant cat… keep scrolling. But if you’re into the strange and unexplainable—Canned Green Beans is your guy.<br/><br/>https://form.jotform.com/232204882326049

Now Accepting Applications for Canned Green Beans.
Yes, that’s his name. No, we’re not sorry.

This bizarre little cryptid was found roaming a neighborhood in full gremlin mode—skinny, crusty, sneezy, bald in patches and leaking from both ends. Basically, the starter pack for something that crawled out of a glitch in the matrix.

The vet confirmed: a buffet of parasites, upper respiratory infection, and general chaos. After meds, hydration, and some serious TLC, he’s now a clingy, chirping lovebug. Sweet as syrup and weird as hell.

He’s about 6 months old, solid black, and shaped like a drawing someone did from memory. Long legs. Long neck. Long tail. And his meow? A confused little chirp like he’s not entirely sure how cats are supposed to sound.

He is vetted and ready to bless someone’s home with his awkward majesty. If you want a sleek, elegant cat… keep scrolling. But if you’re into the strange and unexplainable—Canned Green Beans is your guy.

https://form.jotform.com/232204

Now Accepting Applications for Canned Green Beans.
Yes, that’s his name. No, we’re not sorry.

This bizarre little cryptid was found roaming a neighborhood in full gremlin mode—skinny, crusty, sneezy, bald in patches and leaking from both ends. Basically, the starter pack for something that crawled out of a glitch in the matrix.

The vet confirmed: a buffet of parasites, upper respiratory infection, and general chaos. After meds, hydration, and some serious TLC, he’s now a clingy, chirping lovebug. Sweet as syrup and weird as hell.

He’s about 6 months old, solid black, and shaped like a drawing someone did from memory. Long legs. Long neck. Long tail. And his meow? A confused little chirp like he’s not entirely sure how cats are supposed to sound.

He is vetted and ready to bless someone’s home with his awkward majesty. If you want a sleek, elegant cat… keep scrolling. But if you’re into the strange and unexplainable—Canned Green Beans is your guy.

https://form.jotform.com/232204882326049