Bunsen Burner - Athens, GA

Bunsen Burner is an adorable kitten who radiates the energy of a Victorian widow who’s just barely tolerating your presence. She’s soft, small, and stunning—but don’t let her innocent appearance fool you. She’s emotionally colder than a forgotten cup of tea and proud of it. <br/>You want to snuggle her? She wants to file a restraining order.<br/><br/>Ignore her? She’s all over you rubbing and purring.<br/><br/>You reach to pick her up? She becomes a gelatinous, squirmy noodle and slithers out of your arms .<br/><br/>That said, she does not bite or scratch—because that would require effort and she’s more of a passive-aggressive type. Her primary weapon is guilt and long, withering stares.<br/><br/>BUT she loves other cats. In fact, she thrives in a feline friend group. Give her a house full of chill kitties and she transforms from Ice Queen to mildly aloof roommate. You? You can watch from the sidelines.<br/><br/>Likes: Appropriately timed polite pets and scratches, other cats, toy wands, silent judgement, dramatic exits<br/><br/>Dislikes: being perceived as “cute”, affection, snuggles, your need for validation, tardy dinner service<br/><br/>Ideal Home:<br/><br/>Humans with respect for personal boundaries that understand that love sometimes looks like being ignored<br/><br/>No clingy people or needy pets (she is the drama)<br/><br/>Plenty of cozy spots to load in solitude<br/><br/>Another cat or two for her to vibe with<br/><br/>In the right home, Bunsen Burner will thrive as the aloof queen she was born to be. She may never love you—but she’ll tolerate your existence, and honestly, isn’t that the ultimate compliment?<br/><br/>Apply today! Or don’t. She literally doesn’t care. ?<br/><br/><br/><br/>Adoption Application - http://fs17.formsite.com/cofas/catform/<br/><br/><br/>All of our cats and kittens are fostered in homes so we know their personalities. They are spayed or neutered, tested for FIV and FeLV, up to date on shots, microchipped, de-wormed, and on flea preventative. Our goal is to match our fosters with the best home possible. <br/><br/>The adoption fees for our felines are as follows: $150 for kittens (or 2 for $250); $100 for adult cats (or 2 for $170); and $75 each for our special seniors/FIV+ kitties. Please email cofaspets@gmail.com for more information.<br/><br/>Not yet ready to adopt? You can sponsor a pet now to help pay for medical expenses, special diets, toys and treats, emergency medical care, etc. Our adoption fee rarely covers our expenses, so any size donation is appreciated! You can donate by check or Paypal by visiting our website at www.cofas.org/donateathenscats

Bunsen Burner is an adorable kitten who radiates the energy of a Victorian widow who’s just barely tolerating your presence. She’s soft, small, and stunning—but don’t let her innocent appearance fool you. She’s emotionally colder than a forgotten cup of tea and proud of it.
You want to snuggle her? She wants to file a restraining order.

Ignore her? She’s all over you rubbing and purring.

You reach to pick her up? She becomes a gelatinous, squirmy noodle and slithers out of your arms .

That said, she does not bite or scratch—because that would require effort and she’s more of a passive-aggressive type. Her primary weapon is guilt and long, withering stares.

BUT she loves other cats. In fact, she thrives in a feline friend group. Give her a house full of chill kitties and she transforms from Ice Queen to mildly aloof roommate. You? You can watch from the sidelines.

Likes: Appropriately timed polite pets and scratches, other cats, toy wands, silent judgement, dramatic exits

Bunsen Burner is an adorable kitten who radiates the energy of a Victorian widow who’s just barely tolerating your presence. She’s soft, small, and stunning—but don’t let her innocent appearance fool you. She’s emotionally colder than a forgotten cup of tea and proud of it.
You want to snuggle her? She wants to file a restraining order.

Ignore her? She’s all over you rubbing and purring.

You reach to pick her up? She becomes a gelatinous, squirmy noodle and slithers out of your arms .

That said, she does not bite or scratch—because that would require effort and she’s more of a passive-aggressive type. Her primary weapon is guilt and long, withering stares.

BUT she loves other cats. In fact, she thrives in a feline friend group. Give her a house full of chill kitties and she transforms from Ice Queen to mildly aloof roommate. You? You can watch from the sidelines.

Likes: Appropriately timed polite pets and scratches, other cats, toy wands, silent judgement, dramatic exits

Dislikes: being perceived as “cute”, affection, snuggles, your need for validation, tardy dinner service

Ideal Home:

Humans with respect for personal boundaries that understand that love sometimes looks like being ignored

No clingy people or needy pets (she is the drama)

Plenty of cozy spots to load in solitude

Another cat or two for her to vibe