Bubba Alfred

Bubba Alfred The Security Guard<br/><br/>Hi, pal. My name's Bubba Alfred. Three long years on the force, thirteen pounds of muscle, and a spotless record of perimeter checks. I have been holding down posts at the shelter for a long while now and let me tell you, I am ready for my next assignment. I am looking for a forever home that needs a well-seasoned kitty officer to keep watch for mischief.<br/>My specialties? Patrols, playtime, and pest control I keep any toys in check and under my guard. Wand toys are my favorite training exercise, and a little catnip? That is my coffee break. I am sweet and silly, but I do take my role very seriously. When I get nippy, it is not mischief, it is part of the job. A good security guard must keep everyone on their toes. <br/>Okay, full disclosure - you cannot leave food or plants out on my watch. I will find them, I will investigate, and I will confiscate. A sandwich? Gone. A leafy houseplant? Consider it evidence. It is not that I am trying to be bad, I just cannot help myself. Curiosity is in the job description. <br/><br/>I am on a special diet standard rations for a pro like me. It keeps my system in check and makes sure I am always fit for patrol. I am also what they call FeLV in security terms? That just means I work best solo or with other officers who share my badge. Dogs are fine, non-cat critters are fine, and humans? You are my command staff. The important thing is I stay indoors, stay sharp, and stay on duty. No charge to take me home either I am on duty the moment I walk through your door.<br/><br/>So if you are looking for a loyal, funny, slightly nosy guard who will keep your home safe and keep you entertained, I am ready to clock in and patrol.<br/><br/>Bubba Alfred<br/>Please visit https://felinerescue.org/all-cats/ to learn more about me and where I am located!

Bubba Alfred The Security Guard

Hi, pal. My name's Bubba Alfred. Three long years on the force, thirteen pounds of muscle, and a spotless record of perimeter checks. I have been holding down posts at the shelter for a long while now and let me tell you, I am ready for my next assignment. I am looking for a forever home that needs a well-seasoned kitty officer to keep watch for mischief.
My specialties? Patrols, playtime, and pest control I keep any toys in check and under my guard. Wand toys are my favorite training exercise, and a little catnip? That is my coffee break. I am sweet and silly, but I do take my role very seriously. When I get nippy, it is not mischief, it is part of the job. A good security guard must keep everyone on their toes.
Okay, full disclosure - you cannot leave food or plants out on my watch. I will find them, I will investigate, and I will confiscate. A sandwich? Gone. A leafy houseplant? Consider it evidence. It is not that I am trying to be bad, I just cannot help myself. Curiosit

Bubba Alfred The Security Guard

Hi, pal. My name's Bubba Alfred. Three long years on the force, thirteen pounds of muscle, and a spotless record of perimeter checks. I have been holding down posts at the shelter for a long while now and let me tell you, I am ready for my next assignment. I am looking for a forever home that needs a well-seasoned kitty officer to keep watch for mischief.
My specialties? Patrols, playtime, and pest control I keep any toys in check and under my guard. Wand toys are my favorite training exercise, and a little catnip? That is my coffee break. I am sweet and silly, but I do take my role very seriously. When I get nippy, it is not mischief, it is part of the job. A good security guard must keep everyone on their toes.
Okay, full disclosure - you cannot leave food or plants out on my watch. I will find them, I will investigate, and I will confiscate. A sandwich? Gone. A leafy houseplant? Consider it evidence. It is not that I am trying to be bad, I just cannot help myself. Curiosity is in the job description.

I am on a special diet standard rations for a pro like me. It keeps my system in check and makes sure I am always fit for patrol. I am also what they call FeLV in security terms? That just means I work best solo or with other officers who share my badge. Dogs are fine, non-cat critters are fine, and humans? You are my command staff. The important thing is I s