Boo

UPDATE: The laser has been apprehended.<br/><br/>Hi.<br/><br/>I'm Boo.<br/><br/>The rescue keeps telling people my name is Boo.<br/><br/>My original foster family also calls me Indica.<br/><br/>Personally, I answer to "HEY! WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH?"<br/><br/>In my defense... everything deserves at least one taste test.<br/><br/>The broom?<br/>Maybe delicious.<br/><br/>The phone charger?<br/>Needs further investigation.<br/><br/>A lightsaber?<br/>Absolutely worth the risk.<br/><br/>I approach life with the confidence of someone who has survived approximately 37 completely preventable bad decisions.<br/><br/>Some would call that chaos.<br/><br/>I prefer enthusiasm.<br/><br/>When I'm not conducting important scientific research on whether household objects are edible, I'm busy wrestling my brother, chasing toys like they owe me money, zooming through the house at 2 a.m. because an invisible ghost challenged me to a race, and making sure nobody ever feels lonely.<br/><br/>Because here's the thing...<br/><br/>Underneath all the kitten nonsense, I'm kind of a mush.<br/><br/>I've got the sweetest little meow. I LOVE people. The second I'm tired of causing tiny amounts of mayhem, I'm looking for a lap, a blanket, or a human to curl up beside. I'll play hard for an hour and then suddenly remember I'm actually just a baby who would like to be held.<br/><br/>My brother and I make an amazing team if you're looking for two kittens. We wear each other out, keep each other entertained, and double your daily serotonin.<br/><br/>But if you already have another playful pet—or you're just looking for one ridiculously lovable little gremlin—I can absolutely fly solo, too.<br/><br/>The rescue has already handled all the responsible adult stuff. I'm neutered, vaccinated, microchipped, litter trained, and great with kids and dogs.<br/><br/>So really...<br/><br/>The only thing missing is someone to laugh every single day because their cat somehow got his head stuck in a paper bag he voluntarily climbed into.<br/><br/>If your house feels just a little too quiet...<br/><br/>I can fix that.<br/><br/> Boo<br/><br/>P.S. The lightsaber was unharmed. My dignity, however, remains under investigation.

UPDATE: The laser has been apprehended.

Hi.

I'm Boo.

The rescue keeps telling people my name is Boo.

My original foster family also calls me Indica.

Personally, I answer to "HEY! WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH?"

In my defense... everything deserves at least one taste test.

The broom?
Maybe delicious.

The phone charger?
Needs further investigation.

A lightsaber?
Absolutely worth the risk.

I approach life with the confidence of someone who has survived approximately 37 completely preventable bad decisions.

Some would call that chaos.

I prefer enthusiasm.

When I'm not conducting important scientific research on whether household objects are edible, I'm busy wrestling my brother, chasing toys like they owe me money, zooming through the house at 2 a.m. because an invisible ghost challenged me to a race, and making sure nobody ever feels lonely.

Because here's the thing...

Underneath all the kitt

UPDATE: The laser has been apprehended.

Hi.

I'm Boo.

The rescue keeps telling people my name is Boo.

My original foster family also calls me Indica.

Personally, I answer to "HEY! WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH?"

In my defense... everything deserves at least one taste test.

The broom?
Maybe delicious.

The phone charger?
Needs further investigation.

A lightsaber?
Absolutely worth the risk.

I approach life with the confidence of someone who has survived approximately 37 completely preventable bad decisions.

Some would call that chaos.

I prefer enthusiasm.

When I'm not conducting important scientific research on whether household objects are edible, I'm busy wrestling my brother, chasing toys like they owe me money, zooming through the house at 2 a.m. because an invisible ghost challenged me to a race, and making sure nobody ever feels lonely.

Because here's the thing...

Underneath all the kitten nonsense, I'm kind of a mush.

I've got the sweetest little meow. I LOVE people. The second I'm tired of causing tiny amounts of mayhem, I'm looking for a lap, a blanket, or a human to curl up beside. I'll play hard for an hour and then suddenly remember I'm actually just a baby who would like to be held.

My brother and I make an amazing team if you're looking for two kittens.