Biscuit

Hi! I'm Biscuit — a 7-year-old orange-and-white cat, professional napper, part-time goofball, and full-time snack enthusiast.<br/><br/>Yes, I have zero teeth. None. Not even one for decoration. But do I still crunch on hard kibble like it's my life mission? Absolutely. My jaw is basically a furry hydraulic press. Fear me.<br/><br/>I may look like a sweet, innocent loaf (which I am), but I also run a tight household. I supervise all human activities, judge you quietly from across the room, and offer slow blinks as a form of emotional support and/or mild manipulation.<br/><br/>My hobbies include:<br/>• Attempting Olympic-level jumps I have no business attempting<br/>• Screaming for food 10 minutes after I've eaten<br/>• Occupying warm laundry like it's prime real estate<br/>• Making biscuits... ironically, with no teeth<br/><br/>Despite my toothless state, I maintain a dazzling smile and a winning personality. I'm healthy, affectionate, and dramatically adorable. If you need a sidekick who's equal parts majestic and ridiculous, I'm your girl.<br/><br/>Sincerely,<br/>Biscuit — the Crunch-Powered, Toothless Wonder

Hi! I'm Biscuit — a 7-year-old orange-and-white cat, professional napper, part-time goofball, and full-time snack enthusiast.

Yes, I have zero teeth. None. Not even one for decoration. But do I still crunch on hard kibble like it's my life mission? Absolutely. My jaw is basically a furry hydraulic press. Fear me.

I may look like a sweet, innocent loaf (which I am), but I also run a tight household. I supervise all human activities, judge you quietly from across the room, and offer slow blinks as a form of emotional support and/or mild manipulation.

My hobbies include:
• Attempting Olympic-level jumps I have no business attempting
• Screaming for food 10 minutes after I've eaten
• Occupying warm laundry like it's prime real estate
• Making biscuits... ironically, with no teeth

Despite my toothless state, I maintain a dazzling smile and a winning personality. I'm healthy, affectionate, and dramatically adorable. If you need a sidekick who's equal parts majestic and ridiculous

Hi! I'm Biscuit — a 7-year-old orange-and-white cat, professional napper, part-time goofball, and full-time snack enthusiast.

Yes, I have zero teeth. None. Not even one for decoration. But do I still crunch on hard kibble like it's my life mission? Absolutely. My jaw is basically a furry hydraulic press. Fear me.

I may look like a sweet, innocent loaf (which I am), but I also run a tight household. I supervise all human activities, judge you quietly from across the room, and offer slow blinks as a form of emotional support and/or mild manipulation.

My hobbies include:
• Attempting Olympic-level jumps I have no business attempting
• Screaming for food 10 minutes after I've eaten
• Occupying warm laundry like it's prime real estate
• Making biscuits... ironically, with no teeth

Despite my toothless state, I maintain a dazzling smile and a winning personality. I'm healthy, affectionate, and dramatically adorable. If you need a sidekick who's equal parts majestic and ridiculous, I'm your girl.

Sincerely,
Biscuit — the Crunch-Powered, Toothless Wonder