Billy

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM BILLYS COURT-APPOINTED ATTORNEY <br/>My client, Billy, has asked me to address the outrageous allegations circulating about him.<br/>First of all, Billy is a sweet, innocent kitten with wobbly kitten syndrome. Any resemblance to a tiny drunk uncle trying to walk across a slippery kitchen floor is purely coincidental.<br/>Second, my client is extremely affectionate. He simply enjoys being held at all times. If you put him down, he will politely follow you until you realize youve made a terrible mistake and pick him back up.<br/>Now... regarding the toe incidents.<br/>Billy would like the record to show that he is merely a toe enthusiast.<br/>He is not attacking your feet.<br/>He is conducting quality inspections.<br/>If those inspections happen to include a tiny nibble... well... thats between you and your toes.<br/>Should you choose to visit the shelter wearing sandals, you are knowingly entering Billys jurisdiction. The defense cannot be held responsible for any surprise toe boops, sniffs, licks, or gentle taste tests.<br/>Despite these completely unfounded accusations, Billy remains a very good boy who is searching for a family willing to overlook his questionable career path as the Shelter Toe InspectorTM.<br/>Please adopt him before he starts billing people for foot inspections.

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM BILLYS COURT-APPOINTED ATTORNEY
My client, Billy, has asked me to address the outrageous allegations circulating about him.
First of all, Billy is a sweet, innocent kitten with wobbly kitten syndrome. Any resemblance to a tiny drunk uncle trying to walk across a slippery kitchen floor is purely coincidental.
Second, my client is extremely affectionate. He simply enjoys being held at all times. If you put him down, he will politely follow you until you realize youve made a terrible mistake and pick him back up.
Now... regarding the toe incidents.
Billy would like the record to show that he is merely a toe enthusiast.
He is not attacking your feet.
He is conducting quality inspections.
If those inspections happen to include a tiny nibble... well... thats between you and your toes.
Should you choose to visit the shelter wearing sandals, you are knowingly entering Billys jurisdiction. The defense cannot be held responsible for any surprise toe boops, sniffs, licks, or

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM BILLYS COURT-APPOINTED ATTORNEY
My client, Billy, has asked me to address the outrageous allegations circulating about him.
First of all, Billy is a sweet, innocent kitten with wobbly kitten syndrome. Any resemblance to a tiny drunk uncle trying to walk across a slippery kitchen floor is purely coincidental.
Second, my client is extremely affectionate. He simply enjoys being held at all times. If you put him down, he will politely follow you until you realize youve made a terrible mistake and pick him back up.
Now... regarding the toe incidents.
Billy would like the record to show that he is merely a toe enthusiast.
He is not attacking your feet.
He is conducting quality inspections.
If those inspections happen to include a tiny nibble... well... thats between you and your toes.
Should you choose to visit the shelter wearing sandals, you are knowingly entering Billys jurisdiction. The defense cannot be held responsible for any surprise toe boops, sniffs, licks, or gentle taste tests.
Despite these completely unfounded accusations, Billy remains a very good boy who is searching for a family willing to overlook his questionable career path as the Shelter Toe InspectorTM.
Please adopt him before he starts billing people for foot inspections.