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Curiosity killed the cat? Not this cat! However, it did do something to my tail. My tail is about half the length it should be. So if that's a half a life, I've still got 8.5 to go! Yippee! I'm very curious. I'm like a submarine. I can sit in your lap and crane my periscopic head to look around and see what's going on. I'm the friendliest kitty in the East. Maybe even the North, South, & West, too! Hold on a second. Some hands are going by without petting me. It's my job to stop them. [Pause.] Okay. I'm back. Thanks for waiting. I am a really good girl. I am so laid-back I don't get into anything . . . except a warm cozy bed.. I prefer the pillow, though, and I do not share it. Besides being absolutely beautiful and full of love and excitement, there is not a fear bone in my body. Bags are packed. Let's go home.

Curiosity killed the cat? Not this cat! However, it did do something to my tail. My tail is about half the length it should be. So if that's a half a life, I've still got 8.5 to go! Yippee! I'm very curious. I'm like a submarine. I can sit in your lap and crane my periscopic head to look around and see what's going on. I'm the friendliest kitty in the East. Maybe even the North, South, & West, too! Hold on a second. Some hands are going by without petting me. It's my job to stop them. [Pause.] Okay. I'm back. Thanks for waiting. I am a really good girl. I am so laid-back I don't get into anything . . . except a warm cozy bed.. I prefer the pillow, though, and I do not share it. Besides being absolutely beautiful and full of love and excitement, there is not a fear bone in my body. Bags are packed. Let's go home.

Curiosity killed the cat? Not this cat! However, it did do something to my tail. My tail is about half the length it should be. So if that's a half a life, I've still got 8.5 to go! Yippee! I'm very curious. I'm like a submarine. I can sit in your lap and crane my periscopic head to look around and see what's going on. I'm the friendliest kitty in the East. Maybe even the North, South, & West, too! Hold on a second. Some hands are going by without petting me. It's my job to stop them. [Pause.] Okay. I'm back. Thanks for waiting. I am a really good girl. I am so laid-back I don't get into anything . . . except a warm cozy bed.. I prefer the pillow, though, and I do not share it. Besides being absolutely beautiful and full of love and excitement, there is not a fear bone in my body. Bags are packed. Let's go home.