Beignet – The Self-Taught Toilet Scholar

Meet Beignet!<br/><br/>Beignet is the last of his litter still waiting for a forever home, and honestly? We don’t understand how this happened. This sweet, playful, silly kitty boy is a whole experience packed into a compact, whiskered body.<br/><br/>Beignet is a professional toy enthusiast. Feather wand toys? Immediate obsession. Cat springs? Olympic-level athleticism. Catnip? He doesn’t just enjoy it—he eats it, rolls in it, and makes life choices he does not regret. When playtime winds down, Beignet transitions seamlessly into his other favorite hobby: being aggressively cozy on his self-heating cat bed like a tiny, spoiled king.<br/><br/>Now let’s talk about Beignet’s most impressive accomplishment: without any training whatsoever, he taught himself how to pee in a human toilet. No, really. We didn’t teach him. We didn’t encourage it. We’re pretty sure he just watched his foster parents and thought, “That seems efficient. I can do that.” And then… he did.<br/><br/>Beignet has grown up in a busy foster home and is incredibly well-socialized. He’s lived with cats of all ages—from tiny bottle babies to laid-back seniors—and does wonderfully with them. He’s also been raised alongside a 100+ lb Great Pyrenees and a 70 lb Lab, both of whom he absolutely adores. He loves rubbing all over them like they’re just very large, slightly confused cats.<br/><br/>When it’s bedtime, Beignet becomes deeply committed to nighttime snuggles. His preferred sleeping arrangement? On his foster mom’s pillow. Often directly on top of her head. Every night. Personal space is not something Beignet believes in, and frankly, he thinks that’s your problem.<br/><br/>In summary: Beignet is affectionate, playful, hilarious, incredibly observant, dog-loving, cat-friendly, toilet-using (!!!), pillow-stealing, self-heating-bed-obsessed perfection. He’s the last of his litter, but he’s more than ready to be the best decision you ever make.<br/><br/>Adopt Beignet — because your house is missing a cat who thinks he’s people. <br/><br/>If interested in meeting this little ninja, please submit an application here: https://fjcasp.wufoo.com/forms/adoption-application/

Meet Beignet!

Beignet is the last of his litter still waiting for a forever home, and honestly? We don’t understand how this happened. This sweet, playful, silly kitty boy is a whole experience packed into a compact, whiskered body.

Beignet is a professional toy enthusiast. Feather wand toys? Immediate obsession. Cat springs? Olympic-level athleticism. Catnip? He doesn’t just enjoy it—he eats it, rolls in it, and makes life choices he does not regret. When playtime winds down, Beignet transitions seamlessly into his other favorite hobby: being aggressively cozy on his self-heating cat bed like a tiny, spoiled king.

Now let’s talk about Beignet’s most impressive accomplishment: without any training whatsoever, he taught himself how to pee in a human toilet. No, really. We didn’t teach him. We didn’t encourage it. We’re pretty sure he just watched his foster parents and thought, “That seems efficient. I can do that.” And then… he did.

Beignet has grown up in a busy foster home and is incredi

Meet Beignet!

Beignet is the last of his litter still waiting for a forever home, and honestly? We don’t understand how this happened. This sweet, playful, silly kitty boy is a whole experience packed into a compact, whiskered body.

Beignet is a professional toy enthusiast. Feather wand toys? Immediate obsession. Cat springs? Olympic-level athleticism. Catnip? He doesn’t just enjoy it—he eats it, rolls in it, and makes life choices he does not regret. When playtime winds down, Beignet transitions seamlessly into his other favorite hobby: being aggressively cozy on his self-heating cat bed like a tiny, spoiled king.

Now let’s talk about Beignet’s most impressive accomplishment: without any training whatsoever, he taught himself how to pee in a human toilet. No, really. We didn’t teach him. We didn’t encourage it. We’re pretty sure he just watched his foster parents and thought, “That seems efficient. I can do that.” And then… he did.

Beignet has grown up in a busy foster home and is incredibly well-socialized. He’s lived with cats of all ages—from tiny bottle babies to laid-back seniors—and does wonderfully with them. He’s also been raised alongside a 100+ lb Great Pyrenees and a 70 lb Lab, both of whom he absolutely adores. He loves rubbing all over them like they’re just very large, slightly confused cats.

When it’s bedtime, Beignet becomes deeply committed to nighttime s