Aunt May

COME MEET ME: Sat Apr 4 and Sun Apr 5 from 12pm-3pm at Indianland Hollywoood Feed, 1150 Sherbrook Ave, Suite B101, Indianland, SC 29707. In the new Costco shopping center.<br/><br/>Meet Aunt May & Uncle Ben <br/><br/>Every superhero has an origin story… and these two are no exception.<br/><br/>📄 RESUME: Dynamic Duo Seeking Full-Time “Furever Companion” Positions<br/><br/>Names: Aunt May (Head of Operations) & Uncle Ben (Junior Associate, High Energy Division)<br/>Ages: 4 (May), 3 (Ben)<br/>Current Status: Between Homes, Open to Immediate Hire<br/>Employment Type: Available for Temporary (Foster), Temp to Hire (Foster to Adopt), or Permanent Adoption<br/>Location Preference: Anywhere with snacks, soft seating, and a human with a decent TV setup<br/><br/>PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY<br/>Resilient, self-sufficient mother/son team with a proven track record in survival, entertainment, and quiet companionship. Known for strong independence, low-maintenance lifestyles, and elite-level wand toy performance. Equally effective working independently or as part of a team—excellent collaborators with strong bonding skills. Seeking a stable, loving work environment (a.k.a. your home) to provide companionship, mild supervision, and occasional chaos.<br/><br/>CORE COMPETENCIES<br/>✔ Independent (will not micromanage you, your schedule, or your snacks)<br/><br/>✔ Low Demand (no hourly check-ins required, but we will judge your life choices quietly)<br/><br/>✔ Great Team Players (supportive, bonded, and excellent co-workers)<br/><br/>✔ Expert TV Companions (especially enjoy nature shows and anything with birds)<br/><br/>✔ Advanced Wand Toy Athletics (Olympic-level chasing, pouncing, and dramatic leaps)<br/><br/>PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE<br/>Outdoor Survival Specialists – Apartment Balcony Division<br/>Early Career<br/><br/>Aunt May successfully delivered and raised a full litter on a second-floor balcony, demonstrating advanced risk management and vertical scaling skills<br/><br/>Performed regular wall-climbing missions to procure food (Spiderman-level dedication, no webbing required)<br/><br/>Maintained high standards of care, safety, and maternal excellence under challenging conditions<br/><br/>Apprentice, Life Skills & Shenanigans<br/>Under the mentorship of Aunt May<br/><br/>Uncle Ben trained in observation, snack anticipation, and toy ambush techniques<br/><br/>Developed a lifelong commitment to teamwork and sticking close to mom<br/><br/>Temporary Assignment – Local Shelter (Ice Storm Incident)<br/><br/>Demonstrated resilience during unexpected career disruption<br/><br/>Maintained composure under stress (okay, mild panic, but together)<br/><br/>Successfully reconnected with original rescue organization (excellent networking skills)<br/><br/>CURRENT ROLE<br/>Professional Good Cats – Junior’s Fund Alumni<br/><br/>Healthy, safe, and well cared for<br/><br/>Actively seeking long-term placement with benefits (love, snacks, cozy spots)<br/><br/>WORK STYLE<br/>Independent operators who also thrive as a team<br/><br/>Happy to coexist peacefully or collaborate in joint zoomies<br/><br/>Prefer parallel play (you watch TV, we supervise)<br/><br/>Thrive in calm environments with occasional bursts of wand toy excitement<br/><br/>SPECIAL SKILLS<br/>Silent judgment from across the room<br/><br/>Strategic napping in high-value locations<br/><br/>Immediate transformation into athletes when wand toy appears<br/><br/>Subtle but effective companionship<br/><br/>COMPENSATION REQUIREMENTS<br/>Unlimited Churu treats<br/><br/>A steady salary of Fancy Feast<br/><br/>Bonus structure: occasional extra snacks for exceptional cuteness (we exceed expectations daily)<br/><br/>REFERENCES<br/>Available upon request (Junior’s Fund speaks very highly of us)<br/><br/>FINAL NOTE FROM MANAGEMENT (Aunt May):<br/>“We’ve already survived the origin story. Now we’re just looking for the happy ending.”<br/><br/>You can complete an application at:<br/><br/>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfb4O6Ow5ZEjb-vqr5_Z9V5imlyAdnlAIpZ2uEzAXLl4h9MCw/viewform?usp=sf_link (copy and paste into your browser, or press and hold on the link to open the application)<br/><br/>Please contact Juniors Fund at juniorsfund@gmail.com for more information.<br/><br/>Due to the delicate nature of kittens and children, it is not recommended that kittens under the age of six months be adopted into families with children under six years old.<br/><br/>Adoption Fee Includes:<br/>Initial Exam<br/>Deworming<br/>Flea Treatment<br/>Full Vaccine Package<br/>FELV/FIV Test<br/>MicroChip<br/>Spay/Neuter

COME MEET ME: Sat Apr 4 and Sun Apr 5 from 12pm-3pm at Indianland Hollywoood Feed, 1150 Sherbrook Ave, Suite B101, Indianland, SC 29707. In the new Costco shopping center.

Meet Aunt May & Uncle Ben

Every superhero has an origin story… and these two are no exception.

📄 RESUME: Dynamic Duo Seeking Full-Time “Furever Companion” Positions

Names: Aunt May (Head of Operations) & Uncle Ben (Junior Associate, High Energy Division)
Ages: 4 (May), 3 (Ben)
Current Status: Between Homes, Open to Immediate Hire
Employment Type: Available for Temporary (Foster), Temp to Hire (Foster to Adopt), or Permanent Adoption
Location Preference: Anywhere with snacks, soft seating, and a human with a decent TV setup

PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY
Resilient, self-sufficient mother/son team with a proven track record in survival, entertainment, and quiet companionship. Known for strong independence, low-maintenance lifestyles, and elite-level wand toy performance. Equally effective working inde

COME MEET ME: Sat Apr 4 and Sun Apr 5 from 12pm-3pm at Indianland Hollywoood Feed, 1150 Sherbrook Ave, Suite B101, Indianland, SC 29707. In the new Costco shopping center.

Meet Aunt May & Uncle Ben

Every superhero has an origin story… and these two are no exception.

📄 RESUME: Dynamic Duo Seeking Full-Time “Furever Companion” Positions

Names: Aunt May (Head of Operations) & Uncle Ben (Junior Associate, High Energy Division)
Ages: 4 (May), 3 (Ben)
Current Status: Between Homes, Open to Immediate Hire
Employment Type: Available for Temporary (Foster), Temp to Hire (Foster to Adopt), or Permanent Adoption
Location Preference: Anywhere with snacks, soft seating, and a human with a decent TV setup

PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY
Resilient, self-sufficient mother/son team with a proven track record in survival, entertainment, and quiet companionship. Known for strong independence, low-maintenance lifestyles, and elite-level wand toy performance. Equally effective working independently or as part of a team—excellent collaborators with strong bonding skills. Seeking a stable, loving work environment (a.k.a. your home) to provide companionship, mild supervision, and occasional chaos.

CORE COMPETENCIES
✔ Independent (will not micromanage you, your schedule, or your snacks)

✔ Low Demand (no hourly check-ins required, but we will judge your life choice