ANCHOVY & MR. CRABS

Meet Anchovy & Mr. Crabs – the masterminds behind The Crunchy Crab, the fiercest rival of the Krusty Krab! We believe these boys were born at the end of April, 2025.<br/><br/>Yes, you heard that right. When these tuxedo twins aren’t melting hearts with their head tilts or snuggling like seasoned pros, they’re busy running their feline franchise: The Crunchy Crab. Their specialty? All-you-can-eat kibble buffets, bottomless catnip cocktails, and of course, their world-famous Tuna Tacos.<br/><br/>Anchovy (male, tuxedo, white spot on the left side of his chin) is the suave marketing face of the business. He’s the poser, the charmer, the one who convinces investors (aka humans) to keep the treats flowing. When he’s not plotting his next ad campaign, you’ll find him perched dramatically like he’s about to drop the next big menu item.<br/><br/>Mr. Crabs, aka Crabby Patty (male, tuxedo, white spot on the right side of his chin), started as the surly manager barking out orders in the kitchen—but don’t be fooled. He’s since transformed into the company’s sweetest customer service rep, specializing in purr therapy and lap snuggles. He may have once hissed at new recruits, but now he’s the first to clock in for cuddles.<br/><br/>They’re FIV/FeLV negative, up to date on vaccines, neutered, and microchipped. Anchovy and Mr. Crabs would love to be adopted together (because every great business thrives with both the CEO and the CFO), but they can also be adopted separately for the right families.<br/><br/>If you would like to meet ANCHOVY & MR. CRABS, or for more information, please email PetRescueOfMercer@gmail.com Applicants must live within 60 min of Hamilton, NJ to be considered. A vet check will be conducted for each application and a solid vet history for current and past pets will be verified. All current animals in the home must be up to date on vaccinations and preventatives prior to the vet check.

Meet Anchovy & Mr. Crabs – the masterminds behind The Crunchy Crab, the fiercest rival of the Krusty Krab! We believe these boys were born at the end of April, 2025.

Yes, you heard that right. When these tuxedo twins aren’t melting hearts with their head tilts or snuggling like seasoned pros, they’re busy running their feline franchise: The Crunchy Crab. Their specialty? All-you-can-eat kibble buffets, bottomless catnip cocktails, and of course, their world-famous Tuna Tacos.

Anchovy (male, tuxedo, white spot on the left side of his chin) is the suave marketing face of the business. He’s the poser, the charmer, the one who convinces investors (aka humans) to keep the treats flowing. When he’s not plotting his next ad campaign, you’ll find him perched dramatically like he’s about to drop the next big menu item.

Mr. Crabs, aka Crabby Patty (male, tuxedo, white spot on the right side of his chin), started as the surly manager barking out orders in the kitchen—but don’t be fooled. He’s since transform

Meet Anchovy & Mr. Crabs – the masterminds behind The Crunchy Crab, the fiercest rival of the Krusty Krab! We believe these boys were born at the end of April, 2025.

Yes, you heard that right. When these tuxedo twins aren’t melting hearts with their head tilts or snuggling like seasoned pros, they’re busy running their feline franchise: The Crunchy Crab. Their specialty? All-you-can-eat kibble buffets, bottomless catnip cocktails, and of course, their world-famous Tuna Tacos.

Anchovy (male, tuxedo, white spot on the left side of his chin) is the suave marketing face of the business. He’s the poser, the charmer, the one who convinces investors (aka humans) to keep the treats flowing. When he’s not plotting his next ad campaign, you’ll find him perched dramatically like he’s about to drop the next big menu item.

Mr. Crabs, aka Crabby Patty (male, tuxedo, white spot on the right side of his chin), started as the surly manager barking out orders in the kitchen—but don’t be fooled. He’s since transformed into the company’s sweetest customer service rep, specializing in purr therapy and lap snuggles. He may have once hissed at new recruits, but now he’s the first to clock in for cuddles.

They’re FIV/FeLV negative, up to date on vaccines, neutered, and microchipped. Anchovy and Mr. Crabs would love to be adopted together (because every great business thrives with both the CEO and the CFO