Laurel and Hardy The Blue and Gold Macaws

LAUREL & HARDY – BLUE & GOLD MACAW DUO<br/>Bonded. Bold. Beautifully Inappropriate.<br/><br/>Hi. We’re Laurel and Hardy—founders, CEOs, and spiritual overseers of the rescue. We've been here forever. Why? Because we refuse to move out of our parents’ house. Why would we? We’ve got free food, personal butlers, and decent Wi-Fi. Name one reason to leave. Go ahead. We’ll wait.<br/><br/>Okay… maybe we’re sort of entertaining the idea of new roommates. But listen up:<br/><br/>We come as a pair. A glorious, spicy, inseparable pair.<br/><br/>You will never match the love we have for each other, and frankly, it’s adorable that you’d even try.<br/><br/>We are elite-level talkers. Sass fluent. Sarcasm certified.<br/><br/>We’ve only just started allowing humans into our inner circle—and only if they bring the goods. (By “goods” we mean snacks. Not your weird stories. We don’t care.)<br/><br/><br/>Laurel enjoys strutting around completely nude and Hardy packs enough attitude for a small motorcycle gang. We like our space, our snacks, and the sound of our own voices. A lot.<br/><br/>Outdoor aviary? Now you’re speaking our language. Give us sunshine, space, and some branches to conquer, and we’ll turn your backyard into our personal runway.<br/><br/>If you’re experienced, hilarious, and maybe a little unhinged in the best way—we might let you into the chaos.<br/><br/>We’re not looking for owners. We’re looking for staff with a sense of humor and strong nerves.<br/>Apply within.<br/>Snacks required. Dignity optional. Outdoor aviary = bonus points.

LAUREL & HARDY – BLUE & GOLD MACAW DUO
Bonded. Bold. Beautifully Inappropriate.

Hi. We’re Laurel and Hardy—founders, CEOs, and spiritual overseers of the rescue. We've been here forever. Why? Because we refuse to move out of our parents’ house. Why would we? We’ve got free food, personal butlers, and decent Wi-Fi. Name one reason to leave. Go ahead. We’ll wait.

Okay… maybe we’re sort of entertaining the idea of new roommates. But listen up:

We come as a pair. A glorious, spicy, inseparable pair.

You will never match the love we have for each other, and frankly, it’s adorable that you’d even try.

We are elite-level talkers. Sass fluent. Sarcasm certified.

We’ve only just started allowing humans into our inner circle—and only if they bring the goods. (By “goods” we mean snacks. Not your weird stories. We don’t care.)


Laurel enjoys strutting around completely nude and Hardy packs enough attitude for a small motorcycle gang. We like our space, our snacks, an

LAUREL & HARDY – BLUE & GOLD MACAW DUO
Bonded. Bold. Beautifully Inappropriate.

Hi. We’re Laurel and Hardy—founders, CEOs, and spiritual overseers of the rescue. We've been here forever. Why? Because we refuse to move out of our parents’ house. Why would we? We’ve got free food, personal butlers, and decent Wi-Fi. Name one reason to leave. Go ahead. We’ll wait.

Okay… maybe we’re sort of entertaining the idea of new roommates. But listen up:

We come as a pair. A glorious, spicy, inseparable pair.

You will never match the love we have for each other, and frankly, it’s adorable that you’d even try.

We are elite-level talkers. Sass fluent. Sarcasm certified.

We’ve only just started allowing humans into our inner circle—and only if they bring the goods. (By “goods” we mean snacks. Not your weird stories. We don’t care.)


Laurel enjoys strutting around completely nude and Hardy packs enough attitude for a small motorcycle gang. We like our space, our snacks, and the sound of our own voices. A lot.

Outdoor aviary? Now you’re speaking our language. Give us sunshine, space, and some branches to conquer, and we’ll turn your backyard into our personal runway.

If you’re experienced, hilarious, and maybe a little unhinged in the best way—we might let you into the chaos.

We’re not looking for owners. We’re looking for staff with a sen