Avery

WE ONLY ADOPT OUT TO FLORIDA RESIDENTS<br/><br/>ISO: Full-Time Human ? – Must Love Screaming (Sometimes) and Snuggles (Always)<br/><br/>Hi, I’m Avery, a green cheek conure with a personality 10x my size and a voice to match (but like… in an adorable way, not a “your neighbors hate you” way… okay maybe a little).<br/><br/>Sassy? Absolutely.<br/>Clingy? Like Velcro on steroids.<br/>Shoulder bird? Born for it.<br/>If you move, I move. If you breathe, I’m watching. If you eat without me? Bold of you to assume that’s allowed.<br/><br/>I’m looking for someone with unlimited time, patience, snacks, and a neck I can perch on forever. Don’t even think about closing the door on me. I will protest. Loudly. With flair.<br/><br/>Swipe right (or just walk into the bird room with a treat), and let’s start our codependent love story. I promise to preen your hair and scream sweet nothings at dawn.<br/><br/>P.S. If you’re busy, I’m not interested.<br/>P.P.S. If you have another bird, we might have to talk about that.<br/><br/><br/>Name: Avery ?<br/>Age: Young, fabulous, and full of feathers<br/>Location: Your shoulder (and your heart) ?<br/>Job: Full-time feathered shadow<br/>Zodiac Sign: Probably a Leo, obviously.<br/><br/>About Me:<br/>Sassy. Clingy. Incredibly cute.<br/>I’m a green cheek conure with BIG main character energy. I will follow you everywhere. Bathroom? Yup. Zoom call? I’m the new manager now. Eating without me? Not unless you enjoy guilt-staring.<br/><br/>Fun Facts:<br/>? I scream—but only to remind you I exist (lovingly).<br/>? I preen, I cuddle, I dance like nobody’s watching (but you are).<br/>? I don’t do cages—I’m a shoulder or bust kinda gal.<br/>? I’ll own your heart and your hoodie drawstrings.<br/><br/>Looking For:<br/>A ride-or-die human with:<br/>?? Unlimited time<br/>?? A strong shoulder<br/>?? Tolerance for chaos<br/>?? Zero personal space needs<br/><br/>If you’re emotionally available, physically present, and okay with being stalked by a 70g featherball, we’ll get along just fine. Bonus points if you share your snacks.<br/><br/>“Let’s make noise together… preferably at 6 a.m.” ?

WE ONLY ADOPT OUT TO FLORIDA RESIDENTS

ISO: Full-Time Human ? – Must Love Screaming (Sometimes) and Snuggles (Always)

Hi, I’m Avery, a green cheek conure with a personality 10x my size and a voice to match (but like… in an adorable way, not a “your neighbors hate you” way… okay maybe a little).

Sassy? Absolutely.
Clingy? Like Velcro on steroids.
Shoulder bird? Born for it.
If you move, I move. If you breathe, I’m watching. If you eat without me? Bold of you to assume that’s allowed.

I’m looking for someone with unlimited time, patience, snacks, and a neck I can perch on forever. Don’t even think about closing the door on me. I will protest. Loudly. With flair.

Swipe right (or just walk into the bird room with a treat), and let’s start our codependent love story. I promise to preen your hair and scream sweet nothings at dawn.

P.S. If you’re busy, I’m not interested.
P.P.S. If you have another bird, we might have to talk about that.


Name: Avery

WE ONLY ADOPT OUT TO FLORIDA RESIDENTS

ISO: Full-Time Human ? – Must Love Screaming (Sometimes) and Snuggles (Always)

Hi, I’m Avery, a green cheek conure with a personality 10x my size and a voice to match (but like… in an adorable way, not a “your neighbors hate you” way… okay maybe a little).

Sassy? Absolutely.
Clingy? Like Velcro on steroids.
Shoulder bird? Born for it.
If you move, I move. If you breathe, I’m watching. If you eat without me? Bold of you to assume that’s allowed.

I’m looking for someone with unlimited time, patience, snacks, and a neck I can perch on forever. Don’t even think about closing the door on me. I will protest. Loudly. With flair.

Swipe right (or just walk into the bird room with a treat), and let’s start our codependent love story. I promise to preen your hair and scream sweet nothings at dawn.

P.S. If you’re busy, I’m not interested.
P.P.S. If you have another bird, we might have to talk about that.


Name: Avery ?
Age: Young, fabulous, and full of feathers
Location: Your shoulder (and your heart) ?
Job: Full-time feathered shadow
Zodiac Sign: Probably a Leo, obviously.

About Me:
Sassy. Clingy. Incredibly cute.
I’m a green cheek conure with BIG main character energy. I will follow you everywhere. Bathroom? Yup. Zoom call? I’m the new manager now. Eating without me? Not unl