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Simon Domestic Long Hair Mix Eagle Point, OR

  • Adult
  • Male
  • Large
  • White

About

Characteristics
Smart, Curious, Independent, Athletic, Protective, Brave
Coat length
Long
House-trained
Yes
Health
Vaccinations up to date, spayed / neutered, special needs.
Good in a home with
Dogs.
Prefers a home without
Other cats, children.
Adoption fee
$50.00

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Meet Simon

Simon really needs a home!

Pros:
He’s pretty
He’s litter box trained
He’s pretty
He walks on a leash like a dog (when he wants to)
He’s pretty
He LOVES big dogs (not little dogs)
It’s a good thing he’s pretty

He’s been returned several times already. Simon is deaf and thinks he’s a wild tiger. He hates other cats, hates most people, attacks randomly, and often hisses when people approach him. He will lure you in with sweet snuggly moments, and then attack at wil.

We’ve had people interested, but they expect him to be docile because he’s so stunning. When they meet him, they quickly discover that he’s really a huge prick! However, we KNOW there’s a person out there for him! Someone who loves the bad boys…Likes a taste for danger…Possible adrenaline junkie…

Simon has been described as a thug, gangster, prison inmate serving time for domestic violence, Hitler, terrorist, and probably several profanities that wouldnt be approved by Petfinder.

Simon needs a person that will thank him when he draws blood, has big dogs for pets, has excellent health insurance (in case he attacks you while you sleep) and doesn’t have sensitive friends who come for visits. No small children, as he will hunt them like a big game trophy hunter.

Please don’t pretend to be the cat whisperer. He eats that kind of person for breakfast. You probably won’t change him. He needs someone who will love him for the domestic terrorist that he is, and not try to convert him into a deaf Hello Kitty.

Basically, he needs a miracle.

If you're brave or stupid, Simon might be your guy!

We are located in Eagle Point, Oregon. Home check required prior to placement.

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  • Domestic Long Hair
  • Adult
  • Male