Esmee Calico River Forest, IL

Bonjour, Mes Amis! Esmee Here - The Calico Kissing Queen!

Ooh la la, you gorgeous humans! This full-figured calico goddess has arrived to bless you with all the smooches, snuggles, and joie de vivre your hearts desire. Prepare to be smitten by moi - Esmee, the irresistible smooch monster of the fabulous "Frenchies" litter!

Sure, my brilliant coat of white, orange and stormy gray fur is utterly magnifique. And don't even get me started on these smoldering olive green eyes that make all the tomcats swoon. But what really sets this calico apart is my unbridled affection and passion for giving tiny, irresistible kitty kisses!

I'm an outrageous velcro cuddle bug who lives for snuggles, but my favorite is showering my humans with loving licks and tiny nibbles all over their hands, arms, and faces. Just imagine those tender moments where I'm curled up in your lap, gazing at you adoringly while planting the most delicate smoochies on your cheeks and chin. I'll kiss away your every care and stress until you're a puddle of relaxation!

When I'm not being an adorable kissing machine, you'll usually find me indulging in my other grande passion - eating! I'm a total foodie who happily taste tests every meal, from fancy feasts to simple snacks. I'll even give humble kibble a few polite licks before digging in with pure gourmande gusto. Hey, a calico has to keep up her gorgeous figure somehow!

Despite my exceptionally zaftig physique, I'm still an energetic, playful girl who loves to bat around toys and keep my humans endlessly entertained. I'm the ideal combination of hilarious comedienne and world's cuddliest emotional support animal.

Of course, I'm also spayed, microchipped, and litter trained - the full haute couture package. I'm an easy-going calico queen who will bloom in just about any environment from tiny apartments to grand estates. I don't mind if you have other pets or children, as long as they understand the proper way to snuggle and smooch a diva like moi.

So if you're ready to experience pure, uninhibited affection and all the tiny kitty kisses your heart desires, clear la voie for this calico! I'll be waiting patiently with pursed lips to join my one-and-only forever French family. Adopt the one and only Esmee today - a life of smooches, cuddles, and utter adoration awaits!