Morgan

Ahoy mateys! Tis I, Captain Morgan, the sassiest bun pirate to have roamed the Iowan prairies! Gather round and I will tell you the tale of my most humble beginnings and epic rise to greatness!<br/><br/>As captain, I will not tolerate insubordination and expect you to follow my commands. If you do, you shall earn my approval and I will allow you the honor of petting my most luxurious fur. But petting is as far as it goes! I will do my utmost to evade capture should you attempt to pick me up. Though I may seem tolerant while being held, know that I am actually plotting my revenge!<br/><br/>My greatest loves in life are adventure and treasure! I wish to explore new places and discover the riches they hold. I've heard many a tale of tasty treats and exotic fruits from far away lands, and I am keen to try these things now that I am old enough. To do so, I am searching for loyal crew who will help me defend our loot from invaders and won't mind swabbing the poopdeck after a night of merriment. Fair warning, I can get a little carried away at times, but I'm working on being less messy. I'm open to swabbies of all ages, so long as they can respect their captain, and I might consider a first mate if the right bun pirate were to present themselves.<br/><br/>If you or anyone you know is interested in joining my crew, head over to www.iowarabbitrescue.org/adopt and fill out an adoption today!

Ahoy mateys! Tis I, Captain Morgan, the sassiest bun pirate to have roamed the Iowan prairies! Gather round and I will tell you the tale of my most humble beginnings and epic rise to greatness!

As captain, I will not tolerate insubordination and expect you to follow my commands. If you do, you shall earn my approval and I will allow you the honor of petting my most luxurious fur. But petting is as far as it goes! I will do my utmost to evade capture should you attempt to pick me up. Though I may seem tolerant while being held, know that I am actually plotting my revenge!

My greatest loves in life are adventure and treasure! I wish to explore new places and discover the riches they hold. I've heard many a tale of tasty treats and exotic fruits from far away lands, and I am keen to try these things now that I am old enough. To do so, I am searching for loyal crew who will help me defend our loot from invaders and won't mind swabbing the poopdeck after a night of merriment. Fair warning, I can get a little car

Ahoy mateys! Tis I, Captain Morgan, the sassiest bun pirate to have roamed the Iowan prairies! Gather round and I will tell you the tale of my most humble beginnings and epic rise to greatness!

As captain, I will not tolerate insubordination and expect you to follow my commands. If you do, you shall earn my approval and I will allow you the honor of petting my most luxurious fur. But petting is as far as it goes! I will do my utmost to evade capture should you attempt to pick me up. Though I may seem tolerant while being held, know that I am actually plotting my revenge!

My greatest loves in life are adventure and treasure! I wish to explore new places and discover the riches they hold. I've heard many a tale of tasty treats and exotic fruits from far away lands, and I am keen to try these things now that I am old enough. To do so, I am searching for loyal crew who will help me defend our loot from invaders and won't mind swabbing the poopdeck after a night of merriment. Fair warning, I can get a little carried away at times, but I'm working on being less messy. I'm open to swabbies of all ages, so long as they can respect their captain, and I might consider a first mate if the right bun pirate were to present themselves.

If you or anyone you know is interested in joining my crew, head over to www.iowarabbitrescue.org/adopt and fill out an adoption today!