Romeo's Bulldozer Wake up Tactic
Mon, May 5
In my line of work, persistence pays off. This morning, I stood behind the female staff member’s slumbering head and pushed my head into the back of hers. Again and again and again.She thought she was being sly by pushing her head back in order to thwart my efforts but I know all of her tricks. I continued pushing my head against her head, only stopping when I had to sneeze. Which, by the way, is extremely helpful when one is trying to wake up one’s staff to get one’s BREAKFAST. There’s something about cat sneeze-spray on a human’s neck that makes things happen.
Finally, she could no longer stand the bulldozer-like force of my skull and, with a large sigh, got herself out of bed for BREAKFAST.
And all was as it should be.
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