Marsha

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Fitting, as she&#39;s got the personality of the entire Brady Bunch all at once. Honestly, she&#39;s got a bit of an old lady vibe that we respect. No kids, no noisy parties (she&#39;ll be staying in for New Years Eve thanks very much), and traveling salesmen can get the HECK off her lawn. We&#39;re pretty sure that if she spoke human, she&#39;d rail against crop tops and PDA too.<br/><br/>She prefers a simple life of napping in the sun and a daily constitutional through a quiet neighborhood. Her favorite activity is cuddling on the couch with her person for some Netflix and Zzzzzzz.... When it&#39;s time for action, she&#39;ll sliiiiiiide off the couch inch by inch to get that deep hip stretch and show off her glorious ham hocks. And they are glorious.<br/><br/>Marsha&#39;s a peculiar lady looking for her perfect puzzle piece. Ask today to see if you might be her fit!

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Fitting, as she's got the personality of the entire Brady Bunch all at once. Honestly, she's got a bit of an old lady vibe that we respect. No kids, no noisy parties (she'll be staying in for New Years Eve thanks very much), and traveling salesmen can get the HECK off her lawn. We're pretty sure that if she spoke human, she'd rail against crop tops and PDA too.

She prefers a simple life of napping in the sun and a daily constitutional through a quiet neighborhood. Her favorite activity is cuddling on the couch with her person for some Netflix and Zzzzzzz.... When it's time for action, she'll sliiiiiiide off the couch inch by inch to get that deep hip stretch and show off her glorious ham hocks. And they are glorious.

Marsha's a peculiar lady looking for her perfect puzzle piece. Ask today to see if you might be her fit!

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Fitting, as she's got the personality of the entire Brady Bunch all at once. Honestly, she's got a bit of an old lady vibe that we respect. No kids, no noisy parties (she'll be staying in for New Years Eve thanks very much), and traveling salesmen can get the HECK off her lawn. We're pretty sure that if she spoke human, she'd rail against crop tops and PDA too.

She prefers a simple life of napping in the sun and a daily constitutional through a quiet neighborhood. Her favorite activity is cuddling on the couch with her person for some Netflix and Zzzzzzz.... When it's time for action, she'll sliiiiiiide off the couch inch by inch to get that deep hip stretch and show off her glorious ham hocks. And they are glorious.

Marsha's a peculiar lady looking for her perfect puzzle piece. Ask today to see if you might be her fit!