JAMES

Name’s James. I’m not as spry as I used to be, but I still get around just fine! Especially if there’s a treat at the end of the walk. I like to keep things slow and simple these days. No need to rush. Life’s better when you take your time and really sniff the roses... and the fire hydrants, and the neighbor’s lawn, and that one mysterious bush by the corner.<br/><br/>My favorite part of the day? Easy: stroll around the block, nice breeze, maybe a squirrel or two to bark at (from a distance, I’m not chasing anyone, let’s be real). After that, I curl up on the softest spot I can find, preferably in a sunbeam, and take a good long nap. You learn to appreciate the little things when your bones get a bit creaky.<br/><br/> Snacks? Oh, don’t get me started. If you open a bag of anything that crinkles, I’m there. <br/><br/>I’m not into chaos. Puppies are cute, sure, but all that running and jumping? Exhausting just to watch. Me? I’m here for the calm vibes, good company, and maybe a belly rub or two if you’re offering. <br/><br/>Life’s better when you keep it chill.

Name’s James. I’m not as spry as I used to be, but I still get around just fine! Especially if there’s a treat at the end of the walk. I like to keep things slow and simple these days. No need to rush. Life’s better when you take your time and really sniff the roses... and the fire hydrants, and the neighbor’s lawn, and that one mysterious bush by the corner.

My favorite part of the day? Easy: stroll around the block, nice breeze, maybe a squirrel or two to bark at (from a distance, I’m not chasing anyone, let’s be real). After that, I curl up on the softest spot I can find, preferably in a sunbeam, and take a good long nap. You learn to appreciate the little things when your bones get a bit creaky.

Snacks? Oh, don’t get me started. If you open a bag of anything that crinkles, I’m there.

I’m not into chaos. Puppies are cute, sure, but all that running and jumping? Exhausting just to watch. Me? I’m here for the calm vibes, good company, and maybe a belly rub or two if you’re offering.

Li

Name’s James. I’m not as spry as I used to be, but I still get around just fine! Especially if there’s a treat at the end of the walk. I like to keep things slow and simple these days. No need to rush. Life’s better when you take your time and really sniff the roses... and the fire hydrants, and the neighbor’s lawn, and that one mysterious bush by the corner.

My favorite part of the day? Easy: stroll around the block, nice breeze, maybe a squirrel or two to bark at (from a distance, I’m not chasing anyone, let’s be real). After that, I curl up on the softest spot I can find, preferably in a sunbeam, and take a good long nap. You learn to appreciate the little things when your bones get a bit creaky.

Snacks? Oh, don’t get me started. If you open a bag of anything that crinkles, I’m there.

I’m not into chaos. Puppies are cute, sure, but all that running and jumping? Exhausting just to watch. Me? I’m here for the calm vibes, good company, and maybe a belly rub or two if you’re offering.

Life’s better when you keep it chill.