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FRITO’S OFFICIAL ADOPTION BIO<br/><br/>Hi. Yes. My name is Frito.<br/><br/>Like the chip.<br/><br/>And much like the chip, once you bring me home, I will become your entire personality.<br/><br/>I’m a 7-month-old, 48.2 lb professional good boy with a soft heart, goofy energy, and the emotional sensitivity of a Victorian poet.<br/><br/>I’m sweet, friendly with other dogs, and I genuinely want everyone to like me. But I do have one tiny request:<br/><br/>Please don’t let tiny humans treat me like a jungle gym while screaming directly into my soul.<br/><br/>The shelter people discovered I’m a little nervous around pushy small kids, so I’d do best with older, considerate children who understand important things like:<br/><br/>* personal space<br/><br/>* indoor voices<br/><br/>* not using dogs as furniture<br/><br/>* snacks should be shared fairly<br/><br/>Honestly, I think that’s reasonable.<br/><br/>Now that we’ve covered my terms and conditions, let’s discuss what I bring to the table:<br/><br/>* 48.2 pounds of lovable goofball energy<br/><br/>* Expert-level tail wags<br/><br/>* Olympic-quality cuddle potential<br/><br/>* The ability to trip over absolutely nothing<br/><br/>* A face that says “I have never committed a crime” even when I absolutely just stole your sock<br/><br/>I’m still young, so I’m learning all the important dog stuff, but I’m already winning hearts everywhere I go. The humans here say I’m a very sweet boy and a pleasure to be around.<br/><br/>My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40 and includes:<br/><br/>* Distemper/parvo vaccine<br/><br/>* Rabies vaccine<br/><br/>* Vet exam<br/><br/>* Neuter<br/><br/>* Fecal test & general dewormer<br/><br/>* Microchip<br/><br/>Basically I come fully loaded and ready to move into your house and immediately act like I’ve lived there forever.<br/><br/>If you’d like to meet me, please call to schedule an appointment:<br/><br/>256-362-5856<br/><br/>Bring snacks.<br/><br/>I feel like that’s how strong relationships begin.<br/><br/>— Frito

FRITO’S OFFICIAL ADOPTION BIO

Hi. Yes. My name is Frito.

Like the chip.

And much like the chip, once you bring me home, I will become your entire personality.

I’m a 7-month-old, 48.2 lb professional good boy with a soft heart, goofy energy, and the emotional sensitivity of a Victorian poet.

I’m sweet, friendly with other dogs, and I genuinely want everyone to like me. But I do have one tiny request:

Please don’t let tiny humans treat me like a jungle gym while screaming directly into my soul.

The shelter people discovered I’m a little nervous around pushy small kids, so I’d do best with older, considerate children who understand important things like:

* personal space

* indoor voices

* not using dogs as furniture

* snacks should be shared fairly

Honestly, I think that’s reasonable.

Now that we’ve covered my terms and conditions, let’s discuss what I bring to the table:

* 48.2 pounds of lovable goofbal

FRITO’S OFFICIAL ADOPTION BIO

Hi. Yes. My name is Frito.

Like the chip.

And much like the chip, once you bring me home, I will become your entire personality.

I’m a 7-month-old, 48.2 lb professional good boy with a soft heart, goofy energy, and the emotional sensitivity of a Victorian poet.

I’m sweet, friendly with other dogs, and I genuinely want everyone to like me. But I do have one tiny request:

Please don’t let tiny humans treat me like a jungle gym while screaming directly into my soul.

The shelter people discovered I’m a little nervous around pushy small kids, so I’d do best with older, considerate children who understand important things like:

* personal space

* indoor voices

* not using dogs as furniture

* snacks should be shared fairly

Honestly, I think that’s reasonable.

Now that we’ve covered my terms and conditions, let’s discuss what I bring to the table:

* 48.2 pounds of lovable goofball energy

* Expert-level tail wags

* Olympic-quality cuddle potential

* The ability to trip over absolutely nothing

* A face that says “I have never committed a crime” even when I absolutely just stole your sock

I’m still young, so I’m learning all the important dog stuff, but I’m already winning hearts everywhere I go. The humans here say I’m a very swe