Matilda (Tilly) Domestic Long Hair Reisterstown, MD

Are you one of the tens and tens of people looking to adopt a senior floof with 2 teeth, moderate asthma, IBS, and an overall "bad attitude"? Oh yeah, and she bullies other cats. If so, boy oh boy do we have the cat for you! Meet Matilda (Tilly).

The Tillatron is a complicated creature, but can best be described as a sour patch kid crossed with a grackle that was lightly electrocuted. She has the meow/scream of a forest witch with a pack-a-day habit, and she is NOT afraid to use it if you are too slow with the can opener. That said, she's also a 1 gazillion/10 snuggler, and her little floofy body trotting towards you (while scream-meowing with a "killed" toy in her mouth) will result in an instant flood of seratonin to your brain.

Her asthma is well-managed with an oral steroid that she happily takes in a pill pocket, and her IBS seems pretty mild--she's doing well on Fancy Feast wet food and Rx GI dry food. However, this plus her older age means The Tillinator will definitely need her adopter to keep a close relationship with her vet.

She would strongly prefer to be your only cat (and frankly so will you once you see her in action), but she has lived with other cats before; she's just....kind of a total bully to them.

Tilly is one of a kind, and you will never have a dull moment with her at your side. She'll make you laugh, she'll make you overheat during an intense cuddle session, and she'll definitely make you fall in love with her. Be warned though: this elderly beauty queen will sell you, your home, and your heirlooms for a Churu in a heartbeat.