GREG! American Shorthair Mix Lincoln, NE

We asked Swirly G (aka Greg's) foster dad to write up a little something about the bobtailed, squinty- eyed 4 year old cinnamon swirled wonder. And, uh.... Well... Here it is.
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"Greg is a cat. Greg also responds to “GRORB” and “gorlamp”. She also responds to everything else. Her responses are audible, frequent, and delivered in a whistling grunt that is not unlike the sound of a small accelerating turbo-diesel engine.

Greg likes small furry toys. She likes them so much she carries them around and screams at them. The screaming subsides when you pretend to eat the toy, at which point Greg is satisfied that she has properly cared for you.

You may have noticed the large swirls on her sides, and her short tail. These qualities combine into a body length email address. The address is squinting@haunch.stub

The ‘.’ is on her booty.

Greg loves food, scritchins, and anyone that provides either. She tolerates dogs and cats that respect personal space.

Greg is the kind of cat no one forgets. A truly unique creature that will change your life. Mostly for the better. Adopt Greg. It’s good Greg."

AND WITH THAT... Greg dutifully uses the litter box, is completely vetted and ready for forever. And yes, Greg is a GIRL! Apply to adopt Greg at thephoenixremixrescue.com!