Betty White

Hi everyone! Betty White here, and yes, you better believe I'm just as charming as my namesake! *bats eyelashes dramatically*<br/><br/>Let me tell you something - I've never met a lap I didn't like or a conversation I didn't want to join. You're reading this bio? Well, if I were there right now, I'd be sitting on your keyboard, helping you type (you're welcome!). I'm basically a professional personal assistant who works for treats and chin scratches.<br/><br/>Speaking of jobs, I have many: Official Greeter of All Houseguests, Certified Bed Warmer, Professional Zoom Call Crasher, and Expert Food Preparation Supervisor. I take all these roles very seriously, especially the last one - someone needs to make sure you're preparing those meals correctly by weaving between your legs while you cook!<br/><br/>My hobbies include:<br/>- Telling long, elaborate stories about my day (especially around dinner time)<br/>- Making sure no blanket goes unlaid upon<br/>- Transforming any cardboard box into my personal penthouse<br/>- Providing free wake-up services (usually about an hour before your alarm)<br/><br/>Looking for a cat who thinks she's the star of her own sitcom? That's me! I come with built-in entertainment value and enough personality to fill a reality TV show. I'll make sure you never feel lonely, unless you're trying to use the bathroom - then I'll DEFINITELY keep you company.<br/><br/>Fair warning: adopting me means accepting that personal space is more of a suggestion than a rule. I believe every moment is an opportunity for cuddles, and every lap is a potential napping spot. Also, be prepared for lots of conversations - I'm quite the chatty tabby!<br/><br/>So, ready to add some Golden Girl glamour to your life? I promise to fill your days with purrs, snuggles, and more love than you can handle! <br/><br/>P.S. - Thank you for being a friend! (See what I did there? ?)

Hi everyone! Betty White here, and yes, you better believe I'm just as charming as my namesake! *bats eyelashes dramatically*

Let me tell you something - I've never met a lap I didn't like or a conversation I didn't want to join. You're reading this bio? Well, if I were there right now, I'd be sitting on your keyboard, helping you type (you're welcome!). I'm basically a professional personal assistant who works for treats and chin scratches.

Speaking of jobs, I have many: Official Greeter of All Houseguests, Certified Bed Warmer, Professional Zoom Call Crasher, and Expert Food Preparation Supervisor. I take all these roles very seriously, especially the last one - someone needs to make sure you're preparing those meals correctly by weaving between your legs while you cook!

My hobbies include:
- Telling long, elaborate stories about my day (especially around dinner time)
- Making sure no blanket goes unlaid upon
- Transforming any cardboard box into my personal penthouse
- Providing

Hi everyone! Betty White here, and yes, you better believe I'm just as charming as my namesake! *bats eyelashes dramatically*

Let me tell you something - I've never met a lap I didn't like or a conversation I didn't want to join. You're reading this bio? Well, if I were there right now, I'd be sitting on your keyboard, helping you type (you're welcome!). I'm basically a professional personal assistant who works for treats and chin scratches.

Speaking of jobs, I have many: Official Greeter of All Houseguests, Certified Bed Warmer, Professional Zoom Call Crasher, and Expert Food Preparation Supervisor. I take all these roles very seriously, especially the last one - someone needs to make sure you're preparing those meals correctly by weaving between your legs while you cook!

My hobbies include:
- Telling long, elaborate stories about my day (especially around dinner time)
- Making sure no blanket goes unlaid upon
- Transforming any cardboard box into my personal penthouse
- Providing free wake-up services (usually about an hour before your alarm)

Looking for a cat who thinks she's the star of her own sitcom? That's me! I come with built-in entertainment value and enough personality to fill a reality TV show. I'll make sure you never feel lonely, unless you're trying to use the bathroom - then I'll DEFINITELY keep you company.

Fair warning: adopting me means a