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I started the morning out okay. I started my meowmeowmeowmeowmeow just about the same time that the Running-Jumping-Screaming-FrozentheMovieLoving Creature started complaining about something from her room. Male staff grumbled and heaved himself out of bed and went to see what the Creature was yelling about. Of course, I took this …

I discovered the female staff member laying in an odd sleeping position this morning. She was on her back, with her arms up over her head. And, as if that wasn’t wonderful enough, her mouth was wide open. She was completely vulnerable, on many different levels, to my attack. I’m …

Today’s wake up was a total bust. I was soooooo hungry; to the point of starving, actually. So, I was in survival mode; thinking with my belly and not my head. I started way too early (4 a.m.) and was way too aggressive (standing over female staff’s head and meowing …

I’ve been thinking about this and here’s the thing: I have been extremely easy on the staff lately when it comes to allowing them to sleep in a bit. Seriously. They’re going to start getting soft. And soft staff means lazy staff. So, it’s back on me to make sure …

Sometimes, I have the good fortune of coming across an unexpected wake up strategy. This morning, I was patrolling the perimeter of the bedroom as I pondered my plan of attack. Suddenly, I came across some sort of new cat toy. It was spiral and stuck out of the wall …

Oh boy, there are SO many fantastic ways to wake up one’s staff. This morning my reluctant partner-in-crime (that’s the black cat Pugsley) and I discovered that if we run up the stairs at full speed we make fantastic creaky noises and awesome paw pounding noises. So, we played chase …

I believe one should always use all means possible to get what one wants. And, like every other morning, this morning I wanted BREAKFAST. I alerted the sleeping staff to my desires via several meows, yet they paid no attention and continued their snoozing. Then, I jumped off the bed, …

So, this morning’s wake up was a bit frustrating. First of all, I’d like to state my formal position that it’s not my fault the cell phone cord was dangling off the bedside table. Also, it’s not my fault that the iPad and glasses were on TOP of the cell …

Sometimes being subtle doesn’t do the job. Today I really needed to get in the staff’s face, literally, in order to keep from starving to death as the staff members slumbered. So, I climbed on female staff’s stomach and sat down. I meowed and scooted up on her chest. I …

This morning I used my natural Crazy Cat power to get the lazy staff up and at ’em. What Crazy Cat power? I’m glad you asked. It’s a cat’s ability to zoom like a madman for an extended period of time, incorporating stunts, jumps, skids and navigating stairs and corners …

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