Sometimes being subtle doesn’t do the job. Today I really needed to get in the staff’s face, literally, in order to keep from starving to death as the staff members slumbered.So, I climbed on female staff’s stomach and sat down. I meowed and scooted up on her chest. I meowed again and scooted up onto her neck.
Yes, I know what you’re thinking. This should have been enough to get her moving. But, alas, it was not so. She continued to lay there, useless.
So, I began furiously rubbing my head against her neck, then her cheek and ear. I continued the meowmeowmeowmeowmeow in case the full on fuzzy face attack didn’t get the point across.
Fortunately for her it did. I was just getting ready to stick my nose in her ear when she opened her eyes and OH, HELLO BREAKFAST!
Readers, how does your cat wake you up? Is he as savvy as I am?
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