Wake up….it’s time to make the biscuits!Today I employed one of my favorite wake up tactics although, truly, I have to be in the mood for this so I don’t do it too often.
It’s kinda like making the donuts….but it’s making biscuits. On female staff’s belly.
While making biscuits, one must purr along with the kneading. And so I did.
I jumped on her belly stood on the squishy part (she would not be happy with that description but hey, whatcha gonna do?) and proceeded to knead-knead-knead-knead.
As I really got into it, I started to purr-purr-purr-purr.
I was concentrating heavily so my eyes were closed but I opened one eye to see if she was awake yet. She was laying there with one of HER eyes open. She was smiling.
We came to an understanding.
I kneaded-purred for a few more minutes while she lay there and, presumably, thought about how adorable I am. Then, she gently nudged me off her belly and, with a sigh, got out of bed and shuffled down to the kitchen.
BREAKFAST was served.
She loves me. What can I say?
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